Oh noes! I pierced my right ear! THRICE!! Theres none on my left ear! I'm a closet homosexual!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!
Oh wait. I'm a chick. Hah! Whatever, it doesn't matter. I didn't even know that until I read this thread. I know guy friends who are perfectly straight and gag when I mention 'gay' in front of them who have their right ears pierced. "The ears doeth not makes a man!"
And since there was a post on culture, the first born son of Indian families have one of their ears pierced. I think it was the right ear. Oh noes! They are all gay!