three that jump to mind are
"oh, are you the one that everyone has been telling me is paranoid?"
"You should always forgive your enemies, but not before they are hanged"
"god is clearly a sadist. unless of course we really are made in his image, in which case he is just as clearly a masochist, that however would just be disturbing."

Last edited by kuronekosama at 8:19 pm, Nov 14 2013

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