Jump out from a trash bin and commence molesting.

' Take her to a really romantic setting in the woods in late evening. Pull a candle out and some wine. Light the candle next to a log and sit down near a pretty flowing creek with fur trees and the fresh smell of fallen pine needles. Smile and look her in the eyes and ask her if she's cold. Girls love it when you're romantic and caring like that. So she'll probably say yes. If she says yes, put your arm around her and everything is cute and cuddly and blissful. However, if she says no, grab a tree trunk and knock her into the icy creek. Let her float down the current a little then pull her out by her hair and ask, "How about now?" And she'll probably say yes. Of course she'll say yes. Girls are very predictable like that. Then offer her your jacket and tell her you're only giving it to her to silence the annoying teeth chatter. If she gets hissy, push her back in the creek and hold her head under. When she starts to kick and scream for air, pull her out by her t***, rip her shoes off, put your face right up to her toes and say with passionate embrace, "I love you." '

-Thilo

that pretty much sums it up.

I would want to tell the person "i really love you" but i'm to much of a scaredy cat to do that :/
But acctually i decided that i would tell my crush the last day of schoolö, but he disappeared the day after i decided that
...shitty boy..
anyway i just confessed over internet..do gettin rejected aint so funny >___<

But i would want a romantic confession or just in the calm moment

That sounds just like you, mams. Have you decided on the lucky lady?

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I need a die with 2 sides.

That's known as a "coin".

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Oh, thanks. Too much D&D.

while driving stick your head out the window and yell at a hot girl saying
" Hey girl you huungry? " with a hillbilly accent

you can also do this to a fat ugly girl and throw a quesadilla at her face for laughs.

@dreamersan
that's just hilarious XD confessing stalker

@Jhauk
a sound plan you got there...try not to start a forest fire

i would send her a letter with newspaper letters O_O

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If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

And if she pays you a ransom instead, you can think of it as a consolation prize, right?

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yes...it's a win win situation.

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If the sea were made of Whiskey and I was a duck
I'd swim to the bottom and never come up

And that's why your called ice cold.

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Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "

lol dreamersan XD that sounds like the time when i was walking with keaton>my best buddy down the hallway to our next class next to the wall when a DOOR flung open and hit me in the face (OKAY who the hell puts doors that open OUT into a HALLWAY??!!!) yes yes im not kidding it really happened and then ohhhhh yes THEN the teacher that hit me with the DOOR glares at me like so> *_* and says "Are you okay?" -concern +snideness and walks away at this point im like @_@ and after comment > *_* keaton i should slap+smack her! and then we plotted out mini revenges that may or may not include flamethrowers ^_- but seriously how is my luck THAT bad?! @_@ hmmm but what does this have to do with confessing you say? actually this was after a the guy i liked,best friend pointed to him (the guy i like) an was like "he likes you!" @_@ so yes i was in a daze/ confused but as for confessing myself hmmm it would probably never happen BUT if i was brave enough id set the forest around his house on fire then put it out and say "that fire was hot but baby your hotter ^_-" lol @_@ i really need to stop watching cheesy soap operas they do something to you @_@ jeebus that was long

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"Man, because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived."- Dalai lama

you should wear the joker costume this halloween, then confess to the girl you like...drop hints on how she'd look smashing as harley quinn before the date

i'm pretty old-fashioned, so if the person i like doesn't take the initiative, i'll probably just stalk him on myspace and never confess

IF i like that person hard enough to embarrass myself at rejection, then i'll do something along the line of ~ carving [i like u] onto a green apple, then throw it at him some hot sunny day

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carving an apple to confess, huh? I've honestly never heard of that one. Just don't hit him in the crotch.