I'm playing P4 Golden.
But....
WHY is there still no Protag X Yosuke lovers route!? Dammit, Atlus!! I mean, I know "the magician" is destined to be foreveralone.jpg - hell, Junpei couldn't even get a piece of protagonist ass when it was practically served to him in P3P - but, COME ON! The only thing keeping Protag X Yosuke from being cannon is a few lines of code cause it's sure as hell already in the story!
To quote:
Spoiler (mouse over to view) >"Is it my fault?"
"Nah, you're fine! Your motorcycle looks cool, and you don't look so bad yourself."
~Rating: Innocent.
"Whoa, you can cook? Well, you do seem to be great with your hands-- Um... never mind."
~Rating: Innocent...
*Alone w/protag
"We're special. We're the only ones. So there's no need to bother with outsiders."
>"No need to hold back..."
>Yosuke is smiling sheepishly...
~Rating: Can and will be taken the wrong way / out of context.
"Nnngh, my back hurts... but I'm finally done."
>"I'm done, too."
"Ooh, perfect timing! We really are a well-oiled machine, huh? But man... that costume's a good fit for you."
~Rating: Also, can and will be taken the wrong way / out of context.
*inbetween sobs*
"I'm sorry... Saki-senpai. I'm sorry...<Protag>..."
>"Just take it slow."
...
"<Protag>... I think I'm all cried out..."
>Hug him.
"You dumbass... That's for girls..." *says Yosuke while in sweet, sweet manbrace w/<Protag>*
...
"It hurts, dammit..."
>Yosuke is crying...
...
>You waited until Yosuke stopped crying and walked him home...
~Rating: BALLS DEEP IN THAT ASS!!
Magicaian Rank 9. The. Whole. Freaking. Thing.
>You spent a long while with Yosuke.
>You spent a long while with Yosuke.
>You spent a long while with Yosuke.
~Rating: Pending...
YOU DROPPED THE BALL, ATLUS!!! YOU DROPPED THE BALL!!!(I'll edit this post with more Protag X Yosuke quotes as I find them in the game, and when I reach the end, I'll shout "UNIVERSE!!" as I turn into a troll.)
Last edited by Badkarma at 8:02 am, Jan 3
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