Reading this in a classified ad for a job opening:

"Please furnish your resume along with a short expletive telling us why you are a good candidate for the position."

Somehow I don't think that following their instructions as written would get me the job.

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"[English] not only borrows words from other languages; it has on occasion chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary."
-James Nicoll, can.general, March 21, 1992

1. Sitting at lunch with my friends and talking about eyebrows and what they're there for.
2. Coming home and giving my mom a hug
3. Snuggling the new pillow pet my sister bought me

Hearing, and then watching my dog dream. Always a good time hearing then bark softly and seeing them move there legs like there chasing something. Wonder what hes chasing??

This:
http://www.mangaupdates.com/news.html?id=708
http://www.mangaupdates.com/news.html?id=709

Also saw a prostitute get slapped by a pimp.
trololol

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-No longer do I quote great scholars, the famous, etc. Kids feigning wisdom ruined it.
--I wont type a post like a college report. If you don't read it just for that reason, you don't have to post why your hoity-toity ass refused to. I swear, so many people on this site are so full of themselves. A lot seem to think they always have an "intelligent and/or logical" point or show signs of a superiority complex. They never admit they're wrong. Maybe partially, but excuses abound! :\
-Stop mailing me about my comments. I don't read them.
/sigrant

Guy in my class took off his shirt and damn...he had a nice set of abs. That made me smile

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"That day, all female officers will be required to wear TINY MINISKIRTS!!!!!"

I popped open a can of Mountain Dew.

My life just seemed to get so much better while I was drinking it.

Someone said to me, "cool signature." =D Made me so happy!

(my written signature, not the image here. xD)

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I finished the poetry portfolio worth 80 per cent of my grade. I'm so glad to be done!

I had a really funny dream and woke up with a smile on my face. As I was starting to wake up, I was half aware of the fact that I was laughing but couldn't stop. Great way to start the day.

Had christmas dinner with my flatmates with crackers, hats and christmas music in the background. Yeah we're early but who cares. We're all going home next week anyway.
I am so stuffed though. I ate so much XD

chris paul traded to the lakers

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This thread actually; made me realize I have not really smiled today(:

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Legend of Galactic Heroes has a Bluray release
and it seems THORA is also going to do this
no wait, i think i cried tears of joy instead

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its cold down here fam ~

My friend and I were eating outside, then suddenly, this guy next to our table started doing a pole dance with an imaginary pole. Freaking hilarious.

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"Shouldn't be alive but the condom broke."

The realization that I can bomb all of my finals and still have a 4.0. It takes the pressure off.

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