A couple years ago, I discovered the joy of saving porn to the computer (the family computer, by the way). Instead of having to go online and search for stuff all the time, I just opened up my porn folder and life was good. At first I carefully hid everything so no one would find, and over the course of about a year I amassed a decent collection of over 10 gigs. Eventually, I got really lazy and would just save porn to my documents with the intention of hiding it later, but lazy ass that I am, never got around to moving it back. So I had a ton of porn, mostly hentai, just lying around in My Documents.

So one day in my junior year of high school, my dad picked me up from school as usual and said, "Son, we need to talk." I was busted. Parents made me delete my collection, which had some great stuff in it. I would have been much happier if I had regular old porn, instead of hentai, because then I'm just a normal teenager, not a complete pervert. But whatever. I had to delete it all, which really pained me, and some of the best stuff I have yet to find again. I promised myself I'd stop after that, but about two weeks later I reinstated my collection, much smaller this time and more well hidden. Now that I have my own laptop, I'm not really worried about getting caught.

I also caught a friend in a fairly amusing way a few months ago. He downloaded this pretty sweet downloading utility, USDownloader or something, and he gave the copy from his computer. Interestingly, the utilty keeps the download links in the memory, so I decided to download all the porn he used the utility to download. Some of it was awesome (found an amazing CG set), and some of it blew chunks, like a Tales of the Abyss lolicon doujin. He was pretty embarrassed, even though we're both self-proclaimed hentai fans.

I would just save my porn to my desktop...didn't really care if anyone found it. But then again, I'm in college living in the dorms, or was Anyways I remember I came back from class one day and the entire suite was in my room watching porn on my computer and I was just like...WtF?! What are you guys doing?! And everyone was just like...we were bored and we knew you had porn on your desktop so we came to take a look. Ever since then I started to lock my dorm room door..but still keep porn on my desktop

I almost got caught with yaoi by my dad...

One morning, I showed my dad a hidden computer files folder, so he could delete all the random crap that had accumulated (we were running very low on computer space, literally down to 1%). But the day before, I was moving my scans around and forgot that I misplaced a couple folders and it turned out that they were in that folder. I started freaking out, thinking 'oh no, he's gonna click on them...!!!" They completely stood out too! Cuz they were the only actual folders in that folder! What made it even worse is that they were scans for Haitoku no Love Sick by none other than Minami Haruka, which I consider one of the most explicit yaoi authors out there. And I had to run out to the school bus in a matter of seconds, so I was panicking. Luckily, I got to take control of the mouse (which is surprising because he usually never lets me; he must have been sleepy or something) and automatically deleted the folders, even emptying the Recycle Bin. Waay too close a call. Later that week I copied the majority of my yaoi to discs (Minami Haruka work first) and I've had no trouble since then (except for the fact that my computer crashed yesterday and deleted EVERYTHING; my anime, pictures, scans, all the stuff I had collected over the past few years, EVERYTHING. I seriously think this computer wants me to die.)

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well my mom dont say anything about .
is my pc. and hentai is my hobby.

Just had to put that comment in eh? even if it was a first post

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Hahaha.. Ive had my share of weird experiences, Ive been caught myself and ive caught people.. When I was 13, I was early O.o I greedely left my download program open, because i wanted to finish the download, forgetting that the same thing also showed alot of my jay jay folders. My dad decided to check it out and found like, the library of Dionysus, full of porn. Now I got scolded and was warned that if it happend again, I could forget using the internet ever again. Secondly to that about a month later I caught my brother while doing his thing. I was like WTF.. He didnt notice me the idiot.. So I silently left, nowadays i still have that tiny voice in the back of my head telling me about it when i see him. But the greatest one ever was at a saterday evening, me and 5 friends were completely drunk (i was 16) and we went to a other friends house to call him out. So we entered from the garden over the edge en sneaked to his backwindow, and inside we found him jacking off on the couch with a porn movie on, now THAT was funny. We were laughing like hell, when suddenly one of my friends bashed the window and opened the backdoor and ran in yelling: Oh my god son what are you doing!!!! The guy completely freaked out and now we then used to call him Mr. Jackoff for about 2 months, but then he got a girlfriend and asked us to stop or he would get way to embarressed with her. We could only honor that request.

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Can I have your CG collection and lolicon doujin? pretty please?

I must say this topic brings a lot of ppl in for first posts! It's amazing! its "skip the intro and jump to the hentai/porn topic"
Anyways, I have a friend whose little brother just started watching porn. The thing is, he's in year seven and still a newb in the "ninja ways"(eh?eh? ) so he thinks that my friend doesn't know but in reality, the history shows it all He wants to teach his little brother but doesn't want to embarrass him XD damn that conversation was funny, everyone started telling their methods of the "ninja ways"

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Haha about two years ago I was reading this hentai doujinshi and I usually close the door shut tight so if someone comes in I can close the images straight away if I hear the door open.

But one day I left my door open slighty and my dad walks in. Here I am reading hentai and I was like "WHAT THE FUCK?" and quickly minimise the image viewer instead of closing it. My dad sits there talking to me for a little while and because I'm still sat by my computer. I didn't realise I had the mouse over the minimised tab on the task bar and I hit the mouse... I'm sure you can guess the rest.

The tab becomes maximised and dad is there talking to me... then the most explicit image of the whole doujinshi pops up on the screen and my dad is gobsmacked! He looks at me in disgust and points at my computer screen saying "What is that?" I'm like oh crap!

I quickly say to him some little twat sent me it saying it was a missing page to this manga I was reading. He almost believed me until my cheeks went all red. Haha. For days on end he kept coming in my room to see what I was doing and every time he saw me his face just looked disgusted.

Ok, I'll say it now, I haven't been busted since my dad and I shared the same computer, and that's been 5 years. I'm just glad that when I was busted years ago it wasn't for hentai but for the real stuff. My brothers wouldn't let me live it down if I had been busted for hentai (they didn't let me live it down for looking at porn in the first place, but if it was hentai it woulda been 10 times worse).

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Yes... have been almost for many times. I can remember when I was in first grade of elementary school and me and my friends, around 8 of us were at our friends place, there was this one tape in his elder brothers room... It was the first tape I had ever seen and we were almost busted by his mom. It somewhat looked suspicious when 8 kids were all watching a feather forecast, but she couldn't figure out anything. <.<
I am quite stealth so I do not get busted that easily. ^_^

Well I bust people myself, not exactly the embarrassing way. They just let me on their computer, and poof, I search history, hidden files... everything, than I just laugh.

I never been busted, but a serious time was when I was with my friend.

Okay

I was visiting my friends house, I first came in greeted his mom and said "good morning" His mom showed me the way to his room, when she opened the door to find him directly fapping... once more he seemed to have orgasmed when I entered...

Once more, it makes it a little embarrassing for a friend to witness and a mom at the same time, so I just quietly left the room and house... the mom did not even notice I left..

On another note, I have never been caught.... Maybe I have, but people tend to no tell and forget... I think

Last edited by Emperorpogi at 1:30 pm, Jul 8 2007

Can someone forget things like that? >.<

lmfao. how did you keep a straight face, especially next time you saw him? hahaha. i would never let that one go. way too funny. only cause the mom was there hahahaha.


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