as a child, i was sure that when a dog licks you, he's getting a taste before his meal >_>
i really liked pets tho, so it was pretty strange... id get close to my mom's boxer and try to pet it... then run away screaming for dear life and climb on the sofa when it tried to lick me. naturally the dog chased after me, making me scream louder...
now... i have a bit more sense. yet to meet a dog who tried to bite me. im a serene influence on them. for some reason they bow before me when i get close, and trail after me when i walk away. i blame my "top-dog" glare. i am stronger. i am the top dog. no one shall argue.

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Yes, Especially the small ones that bark so... Cute. But deadly. Hate them!

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Not really, i like all kind of dogs^^
Even the big and scary ones

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No, although I've been bitten by dogs as a child (my ankle and thigh were attacked).
Now, if I feel that a dog has the intention to harm me I start talking to it in a sweet tone while saying insulting things that only a human would understand.It's funny how they calm down because of your soft tone while not understanding what you're saying.
So, even though I don't fear them, I don't like them either. I'm a cat person to the core.

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To an extent yes, but that is only from fear of getting bit. Most of the time I just want to kick them. Yeah I know messed up of me. (Don't worry as much as I dislike dogs I would never actually kick one.)
I'm not a dog person ...

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Never been afraid of any animals as far as I remember.

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I love dogs. We have 3 of them, large German shepherd/ husky mix and two husky's. Can't say ive ever been afraid of dogs, just have to know how to deal with them.

No,but used to be 4 years ago

Ummm... No, actually.

Well, after my OWN dog bit me a few years ago I was quite alarmed.
It left hideous marks on my leg, but I'm still not afraid of him or dogs in general.

...Unless they look ready to jump at you and tear you into peaces, that is

Yes. Absolutely, yes. I was bitten when I was in kindergarten by my grandpa's dog and I never been able to be close to dogs. My neighbor has this small terrier and I'm still afraid of him.

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no. Dog is cute