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amaranthine
Post #89007 - Reply to (#89004) by Mamsmilk
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The hamster song is stuck in my head!


What has that got to do with anything? laugh

I dunno lol, it's vinceasuma's hamster song.

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The hamster song is stuck in my head!


What has that got to do with anything? laugh

I dunno lol, it's vinceasuma's hamster song.


Poor hamsteeer, poor hamsteeer... HALP!

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An old guy bought a new young rooster because his current one got old and can't take of all the chicks anymore...
So when the young one gets there, he starts braging to the old rooster and making fun of him
Young rooster: Hey old man, your time is up.. now all the cute ladies here are mine!
Old rooster: Can't you please let me keep my favorite at least? she's old anyway... she won;t interst you much, it's just emotional attachement...
Young: you had your share old man, now it's the young and healthy generations turn. I'm sure she'll enjoy it too! haha
Old: ok then... care to race me over it? if you win you take everything, if you lose you just let me keep that one. It's not a bad for you, and you're healthy and strong while I'm old...
Young: Hah! old man wanna race? bring it on! I'm proud of my speed!
Old: then you wouldn't mind giving this old slow man a head start?
Young: Of course that would mak it more intersting, go for it old man.

And the old farmer observing the situation from afar and seeing his new young rooster running behind the old rooster. Thinks to himself while charging his gun... "shit! another gay rooster!"


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An old guy bought a new young rooster because his current one got old and can't take of all the chicks anymore...
So when the young one gets there, he starts braging to the old rooster and making fun of him
Young rooster: Hey old man, your time is up.. now all the cute ladies here are mine!
Old rooster: Can't you please let me keep my favorite at least? she's old anyway... she won;t interst you much, it's just emotional attachement...
Young: you had your share old man, now it's the young and healthy generations turn. I'm sure she'll enjoy it too! haha
Old: ok then... care to race me over it? if you win you take everything, if you lose you just let me keep that one. It's not a bad for you, and you're healthy and strong while I'm old...
Young: Hah! old man wanna race? bring it on! I'm proud of my speed!
Old: then you wouldn't mind giving this old slow man a head start?
Young: Of course that would mak it more intersting, go for it old man.

And the old farmer observing the situation from afar and seeing his new young rooster running behind the old rooster. Thinks to himself while charging his gun... "shit! another gay rooster!"

lol...quite the sly old rooster


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Here's this

Gabriel Iglesias-volkswagen beetle

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An old guy bought a new young rooster because his current one got old and can't take of all the chicks anymore...
So when the young one gets there, he starts braging to the old rooster and making fun of him
Young rooster: Hey old man, your time is up.. now all the cute ladies here are mine!
Old rooster: Can't you please let me keep my favorite at least? she's old anyway... she won;t interst you much, it's just emotional attachement...
Young: you had your share old man, now it's the young and healthy generations turn. I'm sure she'll enjoy it too! haha
Old: ok then... care to race me over it? if you win you take everything, if you lose you just let me keep that one. It's not a bad for you, and you're healthy and strong while I'm old...
Young: Hah! old man wanna race? bring it on! I'm proud of my speed!
Old: then you wouldn't mind giving this old slow man a head start?
Young: Of course that would mak it more intersting, go for it old man.

And the old farmer observing the situation from afar and seeing his new young rooster running behind the old rooster. Thinks to himself while charging his gun... "shit! another gay rooster!"


A bad choice. ಠ_ಠ


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Here's this

The Goonies - Chunk confesses to the Fratellis.

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laugh Good stuff, good stuff.. I loved the movie the Goonies.. This makes me want to watch it now.

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laugh Good stuff, good stuff.. I loved the movie the Goonies.. This makes me want to watch it now.

I saw it today on TV today for the 10th time(or maybe more) that's the reason I put that. laugh

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do not be decived these are 2 diffrent things
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEr01yjmzfQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1_QYjladnk

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1: aw!~ poor old lady.
2: ouch D:
3. I think there is a thing like that. But it only has one.....um....thingy.... It's like tanosomethingsomethingko

3. it's a Tanuki

And the original video is even weirder
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcGdR8BvncU

Holy~! What the crap?

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Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, 'You as horny as I am?' . . . and, she always acts like she's sound asleep!"

Things You Learn in College
1. Quarters are like gold.
2. Be creative in the dining hall.
3. Flipflops become as important as soap, shampoo, etc.
4. You will never find so many excuses for a bucket.
5. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
6. New additions to the food groups: Mountain Dew, Doritos, Ben & Jerry's, Ho-Hos and Oreos.
7. Make sure your alarm clock has back-up batteries.
8. Duct tape heals all wounds. (If not, scotch or masking tape will suffice for awhile.)
9. Showers become less important.
10. Sleep becomes more important.
11. Two meals a day are standard. One for some!
12. Recycling becomes synonomous with laundry ("Oh, my jeans can last until Christmas...there's only a *little* bit of mud on them...").
13. You can never make too many meals in a hot pot (or pizelle maker).
14. It takes more than one person to carry your laundry, books, trash, or alcohol.
15. You begin to nap again (also not new).
16. Your bill in the bookstore will almost equal tuition.
17. Isn't it amazing that the book your professor wrote is always required for his class?
18. Labs used to be fun.
19. T.A. used to stand for teaching assistant, now, for terribly articulated.
20. E-mail becomes your second language.
21. Frat parties are exactly like they are in the movies.
22. You never realized so many people are smarter than you.
23. You never realized so many people are dumber than you.
24. Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you'd never know, but you could recite last week's episode of "Friends" verbatim.
25. Bum rides, money, notes and snacks as much as you can get them.
26. Don't burn bridges, especially if he's good in Biology.
27. Plain pasta never constituted a complete meal before.
28. The health service attendants are there because they couldn't make it in a real hospital, never ever forget that.
29. Forget putting the toilet seat down,you just pray that they flush.
30. Care packages rank up there with birthdays.
31. College girls are the same as high school girls, just with more freedom...and no curfew.
32. It was never this bad when you got sick.
33. Pop a vitamin and breakfast is covered.
34. You always thought that worshipping the porcelain god was just an expression...it's not!
35. You'll learn more about male genetalia than you ever thought necessary, guys talk more about that than women and sex put together.
36. Beware the freshman 15, or in some cases, the freshman cup size.
37. Things that were a huge deal in high school are now commonplace.
38. You never thought you would share so much about yourself with people you have known for such a short time.
39. Computer games go in and out faster than the latest fashions.
40. Any game can be made into a drinking game.
41. Disney movies are more than just classics.
42. Find one thing you like in the dining hall and go with it.
43. Phone calls almost never happen and when they do, you just don't get the messages.
44. Cereal makes a meal any time of day.
45. Keep your high school term papers; nowadays, everything is recycled.
46. ATMs are the devil's advocate.
47. You almost forget how to drive.
48. You'll drink anything if it's free..
49. People still cheat, it's just more technologically advanced.
50. Ordering food at 1 am is a common occurance.
51. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them more than ever before.
52. You get good at rationalizing on whether to do homework or not (usually not).
53. Procrastination becomes an art.
54. With all the wealth of knowledge around you, you start to feel like you're on intellectual welfare.
55. Amount of alcohol consumed is directly proportional to grade point average.
56. Classes: the later the better.
57. The cute girls actually talk to you now.
58. Care packages make it all worthwhile.
59. Always wear your safety goggles, they're not kidding.
60. Card games never lasted for hours before.
61. Vacuuming happens every semester, if you get around to it. .
62. It's amazing how late you can stay up doing absolutely nothing, yet falling asleep in class or in the library takes an average of two seconds.
63. You begin to subdivide your room into sections such as den, library, etc. to make it sound like a house.
64. All you have to do to make new friends is have mom send up some cookies.
65. You never realized how quiet your house was.
66. Dishes aren't dirty enough to wash until they have bugs and/or mold in them.
67. Printers only break down when you desperately need them.
68. You get along so much better with your family now that you never see any of them.
69. Your life will never be the same again.

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I actually read all of them.. laugh

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9:51 pm, Nov 11 2007
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Double posters will be shot
Double posters deserve to die
It is silly... but gives you a smile biggrin

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MU mods are murderers. laugh

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