If there is a monster under my bed then it must be completely flat.
Some sort of evil paper monster.
Seeing as though my mattress has no space between it and the floor

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Nope. They're in my closet XP .

My bed monster has abandoned me ever since I stopped feeding it with chocolate wrapping paper, which I used to hide from my parents...

i dont really have a bed that allows bed monsters.. but i do believe that the monster inside my closet is still out to get me if i let my guard down.. so i sleep with my feet on the door of my closet.

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The sweeter the apple, the higher the branch. The quieter the fart, the nastier the smell.
GUESS WHO??

Well, if the don't find the way, then it is impossible for them to even be under the bed because it is like a looooong dresser under my mattress. I know the way they could be under my bed, but they would be idiots if they even try. >

i remember i used to be afraid tht something would bite me if i left my foot over the edge
but why whould i want to do that its bloody freezing

that and spiders i was afraid of in the night; if you've ever woken up to feel something big, hairy and angry lookin crawling on your shoulder, you'll know what i mean

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-"This world is a comedy to those that think, a tragedy to those that feel"

-The only things i want from life are Everything, Nothing, and Someone to share it with

Ahaha, ask a Dr Who fan about Monsters Under the Bed....

You know, the Vashta Nerada (which scare the crap out of me) could happily live under my bed. In the shadowy corners and the dark. ....And there are a lot of books in my house... *turns on all the lights*

And of course there is an entire episode which starts with literal monsters under the bed..... *goes to find a weapon*



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Love is stronger than Hate,
Life is greater than Death
Joy is born out of Sorrow
And even the smallest Light can conquer Darkness

I used to think the exact same thing, but I imagined it being some sort of shark (I wasn't that bright of a kid, and Jaws had a pretty big effect on me).

I had a dream about a monster under my bed growling at me. Its growl sounded odd, kind of like a rogue pig. As I was waiting for it to reveal its horrendous face, I woke up to find that it had been my dog snoring right next to my ear the whole time.



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Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it leads us down new paths.

I tried killing it years ago but those damn monsters are really hard to kill so i decided to train him to be my pet.

My bed monster is female (and VERY sexy), so she sleeps in the bed with me.

It's too bad; there's no monster under my bed; I have drawers under my mattress

I have a monster that goes by the name of spider in the crack between my bed and the wall though...

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"to the world you may be one person,
but to one person you may be the world."
-unknown

"There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so" (from Hamlet, Wm. Shakespeare; Act II, scene ii)

(Even though the quote above is from Hamlet, I first saw it in a Final Fantasy Versus XIII trailer on YouTube ^o^)

My bed sits flush on the floor, so that would have to be one flat monster.

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Poll's officially over

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