When I was six, I once said that the Sphinx was in Las Vegas, because there is a smaller version of the Sphinx there. I can't help it whenever my dad tells that story to someone else.

Then there's all the times I randomly cried because I thought that I had let myself, or someone else down. Luckily, no one really made fun of me, and my friends stayed with me. Still not fun for me.

Then there's the time I asked my friend/crush out to a dance. I thought that we were alone in the hallway, but there was a girl that we didn't know nearby snickering at me and yeah... Then I told the three friends that convinced me to do that what happened, and when he said that he'd go with me, one of them, whom I forgot to tell not to say anything, told at least half the school. Then the day before, my friend comes running in to the student lounge, "OMG! I hear that you going with [insert name]!!!! Everyone was talking about it in chorale!" (which I'm not in...)

One of the most humiliating moments of my life.....
When I was a kid, I used to be one of those clingy kids that hugs their mom in public. So one time during shopping for groceries, I decided to hug her from the back. To my surprise, a different voice came out from the person I thought was my mom. Apparently, it was some other woman who wore identical clothes to that of my mom's. I still remember the words....
"Eh?! ape ni?!" tl: "WTH?!"
The woman quickly left and my mom came back. I don't think she knew what happened...at least I hope not >_>

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haa.. this is ought to be fun..
3d grade. student council election. one of my female classmates made me join her to go for the role of class rep. on the day of the speech, she skipped. we have no speech, and im the only one in school. everyone tell me "dont do it mash, DONT DO IT!!" but i dont listen. with a "never give up!!" attitude i go on stage.
5 minuts later i come down from there, as my friends do their best to console me.
those 5 minuts were so terryfing i have erased them from my memory. i only know that saw a lot of my feet.

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Wow. Well join in too.

-.-" my friends, who are into all the heavy metal and metal and rock and stuff, well i am too, but i listen to J-Pop as well, the song "Let Me Be With You - Chobits" came on and well, yeah..... they heard it and they jsut started laughing.... We were in a Cinema at the time and they were jsut pointing and laughing.... (the cinema Lights were still on BTW) :'(

There was the time when i called the teacher (in year 6) "Mom" .... yeah EVERYBODY does it.... i hope ^^"

There was the time that there was no more toilet paper in the public toilets at a shopping center....

There was the time one of my best friends lost his mom and we went out a few months after to have fun and stuff, like 13 year old's do.... but he started crying all of a sudden cause somehting made him remember his mom and then he grabbed onto be and started crying on my shoulder, right in the middle of a giant crowd of people... TT.TT

dont worrie i called my teacher mom also... well like 3 of them actually....

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I Know the feeling. I listen to ska music alot (if anybody actually knows what it is, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALHybzqaWwg example) and Every time I meet some body new who wants to compare music I get the same "trying not to laugh about it front of me" face. I love people

If I remember anything good, i'll post it later

Daed.... i know... sigh Music Is Music, Each To His/Her Own huh? XD

Lol @ the music video too...

Ever asked somehting in your childhood and when you think back upon it its really embarrasing? when i was 7 i asked my mom "Whats a Tampon" ... :'( i can really look back now and laugh at myself

Coming back to this website and going through all of my posts from when I was 16. What the heck was wrong with me.

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....a few years ago (6th grade I think?) A classmate of mine came to my mom's store to get his hair cut. He came in (I was with my friends) and for some reason, he said "I'm going to call 911!" (forgot why he said that though) I thought he was just joking, and said "Go head. See if you can"

...we never would've known that he was serious. .___.

He called, 911. Hung up. Then a few minutes later, the police called back. .__. I had to lie that my friend's 3yr old brother was playing with the phone, and had to say sorry a billion times. .___.

From then on, I completely hated him. -sigh-
Even for a 6th grader, I feel completely disappointed in him .__.

I love Ska music! Reel Big Fish is one of my favs! I'm also a big fan of the Dub Style and Surf styles. I always go see Fishbone when they are in concert. Last time I got to see Fishbone with Jerry Lewis (from the Specials) They did a live cover of the song "Gravy Baby" It was the best. Don't ever let someone pick on you for liking Ska. Moon Stomp all over their ass if they do because Skankin is the Shizzle!

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well the most i think is when i was in jr high when i was in 6th grade when my friends came over my mom was still using my nickname ( B ) and she usally goes liek Ah B my friends were laughin and kept repeating it over n over again
also when my classmates learn wat my middle name was they all started makin fun of it but now those 2 things dont bother me anymore ... i just get annoyed of it if they say it liek 30 times a min ..

@vince and kiddo- i really didnt expect to find any skanks here on MU, that's awesome. I've heard of fishbone before, I'll have to give them a try. Ive basically got a man crush on streetlight manifesto and RBF. kiddo- loved that music video

I heard apparently when I was younger, about 4-5, I had to go to this wedding. Basically I got hot outside so I stripped down to my underwear and hopped in the giant tub of ice water they kept all the soda's in. needless to say people got the tap water after that.

bad engrish speaking dad says

"i wanted to buy underwear for jenny and christina too at victorias secret while i are there , but is i cant."

i plop my head down on the table while everybody in the family (including grandma, and uncles and cousins) gets a rather odd vibe from my father.

and i sigh.

nuff said.

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"everybody and everything have a reason for being what society calls 'stupid', HOWEVER, people are too impatient or dont care111!! ROFL! =)" INCLUDING ME!!

WTH? what was he trying to say ^^"

Middle Names... mines Zinan, its chinese but somehow they got "The Nun" from that, to make things worse, my first name is "Eddie and my surname is Wang" so that makes Eddie Zinan Wang = E.Z.Wang is what i get on my letters addressed to me... I'm Stuck with that for life :'(

LOL thank you for whoever started this. I had fun reading everybody's

And I'll tell mine too.... it happened last week. I was at the mall, sitting on a bench, and waiting for somebody's call. There was this package beside me, so I picked it up and stared at it. There was the word blow, so I thought it was cherry bubble gum (because inside, there was this red circle with tomato looking things within the circle). I squeezed the inside, and the insides of the circle looked liquidy and bubbly, it was kinda cool for a candy. The circle was hard, though... and I wondered how I'm suppose to eat it. The words on the package were so freaking tiny, I held it extremely close to my face to read it. The words were upside down no matter how many times I turned the package, so I just kept turning it until I got it right. I also squeezed it because it looks yummy. Then I opened it, and then "wah! What's this?" and I pulled it LOL and it hit me that it was a freaking condom. I didn't look up to see what people were thinking, I just dropped it and ran away