Come on. Embarrassing things happen to everyone. What's the worst thing that happened to you?

Once in 3rd grade a girl saw me pick my nose and she screamed and told the whole class. Everyone laughed at me for about 3 more years. In Jr. High, people would still mention it because a lot of the elementary kids went on to the same Jr High. I was embarrassed and never allowed to live it down.

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Aww man I was just about to post a thread just like this, but I went through to make sure there wasn't another and you beat me to it.

Lets see, I actually burst into tears in class. This was in 7th grade too, so I was made fun of for it for a little while. But the worst part about it what I was crying about. I will set the scene, the very attractive female teacher gave the class a assignment to make bugs from clay. I decided to make ants since they were the only bug I knew I could make. After I made the most adorable clay ant anyone would ever see the guy next time me smashed it. That is what led me to cry and everyone think of me as wimp for so long.

nice one vince.

i got one.
-at the end of 2002, i confess my love to a girl i like. i'm an old fashioned guy, sorta gentlemen, she laugh at me. she tell it to her friends, her friends tell it to their friends, and the whole school knows.

even in junior high they still bring that up. since then, i never confess my love to a girl ever again. oh wait, i did, and the whole tragedy repeat itself again.

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Last year I was traveling overseas alone and haven't gotten any sleep in more than 24hrs. After I got out of the plane I tried looking for the nearest restroom and when I found the sign, I just went in. Stupid me, it was the men's restroom and it took me a while to notice it. I was wondering why everyone had short hair and was standing while peeing (I was really tired). Then when I realized it I shouted "oh shit!" pretty loud and everyone looked at me. Took about a couple more seconds before it sunk into me. I ran out as fast as I could and I think there was a bunch of people who knew I went in the wrong one and was looking at me with weird smiles on their faces.

really? i once ran into girls toilet but noone in it, so less embarrassing for me. lol

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I have a cold right now and yesterday I was walking into my office building and was coughing and a little fart slipped out because I was coughing so hard. It made a funny "toot" noise and i looked around and was releived that no one was there. So I figured what the heck and let out a few more "toot-toot". Then I was smiling cuz I thought I was clever and got away with it, but actually there was a really pretty young woman standing behind the support column of the building while having a cigarette. So then I looked at her and she looked at me and then she blushed and was trying not to laugh and I was like.... "uh....good morning" and she lost it and started laughing and I went upstairs and got to work. Luckily she doesn't work for the same company as me, but I bet she told everyone in her company. I wonder what will happen later if I see her in the elevator or something.

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I was one day in the toilet in school and I usually afterwards
check if paper or something is coming out of my pants etc.
I forgot to zip my crotch and I just walked around like that. o.o
People did notice. =_=
I do have a habit to leave pants unzipped at home, but
I am not that much into streaking.

It was winter and the bell rang for school to let out, I walked outside and started heading home. After I got a few feet away from the building I ended up stepping on a huge piece of ice and I slipped and landed on my back. And remember this is after school so everyone is out there so that means they all saw it and there were a few laughs out in the crowd. I managed to get up and started walking again, but a few steps and I stepped on another piece of ice and fell again.

i was in a mall with my ex a couple of month ago, and she wanted to buy this earings. so i went in the jewel section and search for the right one. i was joking around with the earings and it accidently poked into my ears(where the earing supposed to be) and i screamed like hell. everybody stared at me and start laughing. my ex said "ruby doen't match your eyes" and everybody start laughing again.

it was painful and embarassing.

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hahaha funny

well this was in high school like 2 years ago.... i talk in my sleep and a lot during my dreams.. i fell asleep during class and was having a VERY nice dream but when i woke up everyone was looking at me ..... u can guess the rest.....

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Were you having a "naughty" dream about a classmate? Once a girl broke up with me several years ago because I had a naughty dream about her co-worker. The sucky part was that I had never considered or thought about doing anything with the co-worker, but had mumbled her name and had been thrusting my pelvis upward in my sleep and my girlfriend was right next to me in bed.
I hate when you can't control your dreams and you get busted for it.

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LOL nice and yeh i was, im unattractive so i have naughty dreams....alot... lol it was right after my brother gave me a..."naughty" book that this happend so yeh it was a good dream but what came after it wasnt to funn

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Another one during winter and also deals with ice, but this one was last year. I was walking home and I was a few feet behind a cute girl. Well on a side walk she was turning around and I almost slipped, but I caught my balance but it didn't look to good when I did. I'm not sure if she saw me but she was looking at me with a smile on her face and I smiled back with a nervous smile. She is so cute though, and I would never have shot with her, but I would love to get to know her better... Not like the way mamsmilk will probably think.

Uhm...oh, well. Why not?
Saint Hubert's Day, 2004. It's a day, when all horse-riding clubs are organising chases after a fox ( we're not using living foxes nowadays ).
This time the chase was going pretty well, a guy from my club even seemed to be one of the three fastest riders. When I got quite close to the "fox", some guy bumped into me, also trying to catch him- he reached his hand, but he missed- instead of the fox tail, he grabbed my shirt. He ripped it... I'm not flat-chested, so everybody noticed. Showing my bra to the bunch of VIP's watching the chase was the last thing I was hoping for.
Well, I buttoned my jacket and got back to the chase- right after it has finished, I went to kill that guy.

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Still the bad cop.

when i was walking with my friends two years ago, we were talking about something(i forgot) but when i was talking and talking, my friends stop walking to look at some chick. i was walking and talking alone in the public.
when i realise it, i kinda embaressed, i give 'em a flying kick at home. talking alone in public. owh the humiliation. uuhh uhhh

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