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Yenoh
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Post #443002 - Reply to ( #442648) by loosecannon504 |
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12:51 am, Jan 27 2011
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This thread... 
Quote from loosecannon504 And who the hell wipes their ass face down? How is that comfortable in any way?
You say the funniest things, ever.
So many haha faces...and I squat, mid-stand, whatever you call it.
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Sagaris
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Post #443015 - Reply to ( #442834) by mu2020 |
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Quote from mu2020 if i did it when taking a shower
Er, right... 
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Post #443126 - Reply to ( #442740) by Mamsmilk |
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Quote from Mamsmilk Quote from chinolal Quote from Dissidence Quote from Mamsmilk Standing.
Why would I sit? For paper efficiency and swiftness. Try it and you will ask why to stand. I also just converted recently. Well, for a woman sitting may seem more of a natural position for them to clean their butt. However, for a guy we have that extra package to take care of. I would risk having my ball sack stained with my own shit if I sat down. Granted. Sitting down just to take the dump is also pretty nasty when one's cawk touches the cold porcelain.
People really don't mind imparting too much irrelavant info.
I mean this line right here..."For paper efficiency and swiftness", I mean, come on? Seriously!? We are talking about wipping your ass here? The people taking this thread honestly have just killed it..
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Post #443215 |
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9:29 pm, Jan 27 2011
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im really glad there are no crouching toilets in my country.. would be annoying
and i wouldnt know to aim (since im a lady)
XDD aiming while taking a dump omg omg omg XDD
ssrry >< XD
but one time i went on a holiday to france... and they had crouching toilets there...
the walls were covered with SHIT !!!
it was so nasty i had to through up
thank god there was a invalid toilet... had to push the wheelchair of a lady in front of me of a hill... but fine.. no way i was going on that toilet!!!!
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Post #443228 - Reply to ( #443215) by mixxi |
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Quote from mixxi but one time i went on a holiday to france... and they had crouching toilets there...
the walls were covered with SHIT !!!
it was so nasty i had to through up
thank god there was a invalid toilet... had to push the wheelchair of a lady in front of me of a hill... but fine.. no way i was going on that toilet!!!!
in france it is only save to use toilets at highway restaurants. i remember when i was in france. the only normal toilet was invaded by cockroaches. thanks god there were bushes (and we only needed to pee).
i wipe my butt normaly... sitting. don´t know what strange problems you guys have, but it sounds... interesting 
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Post #443298 - Reply to ( #443215) by mixxi |
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Quote from mixxi im really glad there are no crouching toilets in my country.. would be annoying
and i wouldnt know to aim (since im a lady)
XDD aiming while taking a dump omg omg omg XDD
ssrry >< XD
but one time i went on a holiday to france... and they had crouching toilets there...
the walls were covered with SHIT !!!
it was so nasty i had to through up
thank god there was a invalid toilet... had to push the wheelchair of a lady in front of me of a hill... but fine.. no way i was going on that toilet!!!!
crouching toilet look like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet (apparently it's called a squat toilet.. i don't see the difference) you don't have to aim anything specific. basically it's a big hole in the ground that can be flushed with water.. so it's ok as long as "it" is in that hole (though it's easier to flush if you aim "it" at the watery part of the toilet)
as for the wall of shit problem, that not a chouching toilets thing.. that's probably a france thing.. jk
(don't forget to flush..)
Quote from Sagaris Quote from mu2020 if i did it when taking a shower Er, right...
"i did it" as in butt wiping, not taking a poo.
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Post #443420 |
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I hate those 'pedestal squat toilets' in trains! You, shaking on that..
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Post #443455 - Reply to ( #443298) by mu2020 |
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Quote from mu2020 Quote from mixxi im really glad there are no crouching toilets in my country.. would be annoying
and i wouldnt know to aim (since im a lady)
XDD aiming while taking a dump omg omg omg XDD
ssrry >< XD
but one time i went on a holiday to france... and they had crouching toilets there...
the walls were covered with SHIT !!!
it was so nasty i had to through up
thank god there was a invalid toilet... had to push the wheelchair of a lady in front of me of a hill... but fine.. no way i was going on that toilet!!!! crouching toilet look like this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squat_toilet (apparently it's called a squat toilet.. i don't see the difference) you don't have to aim anything specific. basically it's a big hole in the ground that can be flushed with water.. so it's ok as long as "it" is in that hole (though it's easier to flush if you aim "it" at the watery part of the toilet) as for the wall of shit problem, that not a chouching toilets thing.. that's probably a france thing.. jk (don't forget to flush..) Quote from Sagaris Quote from mu2020 if i did it when taking a shower Er, right... "i did it" as in butt wiping, not taking a poo.
yeah well... im used to a sitting toilet and i like ^^ im not gonna crouch XD
it looks stupid, i think it would feel stupid and your ass is in the air
but i think thats what im used to..
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Post #443699 |
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Actually I believe the arched position the squat toilets encourage you to adopt is far more natural for your body than just sitting on a toilet like it were a chair...
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Post #443914 - Reply to ( #443699) by Highway-STAR |
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Quote from Highway-STAR Actually I believe the arched position the squat toilets encourage you to adopt is far more natural for your body than just sitting on a toilet like it were a chair...
There's a complete article about the benefits of squatting position :
http://www.naturesplatform.com/health_benefits.html
It's pretty long, but it's good.
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Post #563089 |
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You know, speaking to the people who actually sit on a toilet, what is the majority of girls who wipe sitting down and standing up? And what is the majority of guys sitting down or standing up? (I guess what's the statistics of intersex people too...)
As a girl, I wipe standing up. But I wonder if standing is rare amongst other girls?
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Post #567695 |
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Probably is for among the girls, LittleKittyGroans. I find it a little more work to stand up and wipe.
This thread is hilarious.
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Post #567698 |
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4:17 am, Aug 27 2012
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we dont wipe. we wash with our bare hands.
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Post #567699 |
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LIKE A BOSS.
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Post #567734 |
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12:19 pm, Aug 27 2012
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I can't believe we're talking about this on forum but...
Quote from otakuness we don't wipe. we wash with our bare hands.
Quote from LittleKittyGroans You know, speaking to the people who actually sit on a toilet, what is the majority of girls who wipe sitting down and standing up? And what is the majority of guys sitting down or standing up? (I guess what's the statistics of intersex people too...)
As a girl, I wipe standing up. But I wonder if standing is rare amongst other girls?
When using sitting-type toilet, I tend to lift my butt a little, then wipe. Wiping while standing sound kinda awkward for me.
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