Quote from BlackOrion
Anyway, How about, if you could ask for one thing that would be given to you as long as you don't show it to other people, what would you ask for?
Then I'd ask for a tool that can alter my abilities . For example, if I asked to be given the ability to draw well, I wouldn't be able to show anyone anything I drew. Now, if I ask for a set of tools that grants me the same ability, I'd only have to hide the tools. See? If I ask for a personal crew of Kebler Elves to make me a shit ton a cookies, then I could still share the cookies. Why would I care to show anyone the elves WHEN I HAVE AWESOME COOKIES??
That, or a credit card with a $10000000000000000000000000000000000000000 dollar credit limit that I'd never hafta pay back. Ya can't see digital muuuunny, amirite!?
Oooooo, ooooooo! How about x-ray vision? No, not for that, pervert! BUT! I could sure as shit up my chances at the casino playing black jack. I mean, there's no way I could SHOW you x-ray vision, right?
But in all seriousness, I'd ask for all my back pockets turned into secret compartments that lead to a different dimension, allowing me to store an infinite amount of items. That way, I'd be able to pull anything out my ass.
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Nah, nah. Really, it's an easy answer. You ask for something you don't really care to show someone, but then give that something the ability to produce something you DO want, the timeless example being a goose that can lay a golden egg.
...Which is all fun 'n good, but if this is a psychiatric question to measure my selfishness (the question seems to be something of a trap), then gold shitting geese ain't gonna cut it. So instead, I'd make the one asking me such a leading question choke on my righteousness by asking for something ridiculous, like a
crank that when I crank it, would provide the world enough food to be happy and healthy for the next twenty-four hours, and all I'd have to do to stop world hunger is to give it a turn, once a day.
Yyyyep.