I got drunk as fuck at a flat party the other day as we celebrated handing in our work and starting our Christmas holidays.
I passed out 3 times, twice in the hallway and once on the sofa.
Also, according to the texts I had sent my friends that night (that I don't remember sending. At all.) and the people who were at the party, I did indeed make out with a girl on my course. I thought I had dreamt that, but no. No it actually happened.
Thank god we have a Christmas break coming up

Never understood why would ppl get drunk to the point they can't remember what happened....i mean...whats the point then?if u can't remember...
it's about having fun urself......Not being drunk clown for the others...

XD XD i got a good 1 it was ol canada day up here in the north and me and my friends went to the local park where they were having the fire works because of the cops being there and us having booze we decied to leave (well for me it was actualy cause the girl i liked was with 1 of my other friends and i convinced 3 of my friend with me to leave) and we decied to head to my friends fredwards house were we finished are booze on his roof (we were pissin of the side of it and my friend threw up off of it lol) we made a pact none of us can remember (although we recorded it) and got to see the fire works prefecty it was fucking amazing that was a great night (1 of my better times being drunk)

Woah, THIS NEVER HAPPENED DDD:

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^ I like the way you even bothered to edit that...

@Pupok
Your whole sentence is proof, that you've never drunk to have fun. If you'd drink to have fun, then the stuff about forgetting just happens sometimes.

@DorkFishOK
Stop trolling this thread, and if you wanna troll then do it without editing your post

Aaaaand! Another Story of mine:
Ofc, I've been drinking at home with my friend and we wanted to go to a party. Unfortunately on the way to the party I had to P**, which I did in someones garden. The owner (middle-aged man) came out with a bat and my only reaction to it was: Beat him down. His wife called the police, when the 2 police officers came he was already a freaking bloody mess. As soon as i saw the police (my friend was hiding behind the tree and i was standing in front of it) i turned to stone and acted as if i was sleeping (but i was standing xD). The officers came near me and wanted to arrest me, but i suddenly hit one officer and my friend the other. -> Only option : RUN! They freaking followed us halfway through a forest, but we managed somehow to get rid off them, because it was kinda dark.

The only con of this whole story was: We couldnt go to the party and our clothes were all dirty and ripped apart, because of all those branches ...
AND for the owner of the house: Just let him do it in the garden, if it's on a bush...

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I've never drunk so much that I couldn't remember anything that happened and you don't need to drink that much to have fun. I wouldn't recommend it either. But it is true that forgetting some stuff is kind of inevitable if you're drinking more than a little. But it's not really about the memories, you're living in the moment and I know I had fun even if I don't remember much. With your friends you can usually piece together what happened anyway.



So... you're expecting people to let you trespass on their property and piss in their gardens? And if they try to stop you - yes, a bat is kind of overreacting but it is their property and they probably thought bringing a bat out would be enough to get you to fuck off - you're going to beat them up instead of leave, and even attack police officers, and then complain that you couldn't go to the party when the whole thing was your whole fault?

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Well I had to piss somewhere, but not in my pants and I mean, dogs piss like everywhere and nobody does it bother..

I know it's partly my fault, but i tend to not think much about stuff when danger is facing me. And most of all normal people would ignore what i've been doing...

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I'm not convinced a normal person would ignore a drunk stranger pissing in their yard, but maybe that's just me.

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Reviews of my Work:
You are kind of boring - Blackorion
Congratulations! Ur an asshole! - tokyo_homi
Your awesome!!! - Cherelle_Ashley
NightSwan also said that she wanted to peg me, once, but I'm not sure whether to take that as a compliment or a threat...

I don't know about your country, but in mine that's illegal (for humans).

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i remember one party where i was really fucked up, i drink tons of vodka and two fourloko in one hour, and then i went back to dorm, i planned to piss outside, and my friends grabbed me and said no, the dorm building was 100 feet away. They told me that when we get to the dorm, i can pee in the toilet. I fought back and telling them that i need to pee now. The next thing i did was pull my pants down near the tree and sat on the ground and piss all over on my pants. It was really embarrassing for me.

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So... any New Year's Eve stories, people?

I threw a house party this year for NYE which was pretty awesome, although I can't really remember anything from after 8pmish apart from throwing up multi-colored vomit. Another friend didn't even make it to the bathroom and calmly and precisely threw up in a cup instead. I almost wish I hadn't got so drunk because I'd like to have remembered more of it instead of passing out when other people were having fun

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as i was saying...fun doesn't equals being drunk-barfin'&pissin'-everywhere clown for the others,thats what i meant...if thats FUN to you..well..we really have different understanding of fun then-_-

And i'm fun enough when i'm sober,why should i drink much?If it's all "about fun" to you.
Alcohol just makes me more easy-going,and sets the right mood,not turning me in some kind of dumb animal

I don't have real hangovers.
Just feeling a little bit out of place after taking
a few too many shots of absinthe, but I can't identify
with people who hug toilets.

"I don't believe you."
- someone who hugged a toilet before