Everything from despair.com <-- Epic winz plz.
My favs from there...
Beauty - If you're attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
Burnout - Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you.
Consistency - It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.
Cust. Disservice - Because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.
Destiny - You were meant for me. Perhaps as a punishment. (Epic win plz)
Hazards - There is an island of opportunity in the middle of every difficulty. Miss that, though, and you're pretty much doomed.
Idiocy - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Meetings - None of us is as dumb as all of us.
Motivation - If a pretty poster and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon.
Power - Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too. (true dat)
Pressure - It can turn a lump of coal into a flawless diamond, or an average person into a perfect basketcase.
Quality - The race for quality has no finish line- so technically, it's more like a death march.
Wishes - When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor. (LOL)


Lesse...
"The police never think it's as funny as you do."
"Ima bomb technician. If you see me running, you better catch up."
"Time is not wasted when you're wasted all the time."
I'll prolly edit this later x)

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Forever lurking...

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, and die gallantly. Specialization is for insects." - Robert A. Heinlein

"Now that you know we're evil, please leave and feel violated by yourself."

I have no idea where I got that from o_o;

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R-18 below

Detective Horror Series

Tracker BakaBT

"Will someone I love be able to love me back...?
How much possibility would I have?
"I could not be loved back from the one I really loved.
No matter how much I tried, it was no use.
'Probably because of the shock and damage...
Your life has become pleasureless and evasive.'
"Well that's what a smartass told me in a far future." --Utopia of Homosexuality

"Love is empty" --Love Allergy

"Goodbye Halcyon days" --Bleach

"It's hard to tell that the world we live in is either reality or a dream" --3-iron

"Sister
Beware how you take hope from another man." --Alive: The Final Evoluion

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"Beware How You Take Hope From Another Man."

"you can give me your crap about the pain of living
when you have tried rotting for twenty years..."
/The Persistent Sandman

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"It's five somewhere"

"Patience is a virtue it is also a waist of time."

One gets me cocktails at breakfast the other lets me complain about slow internet.

"There are only three sports:...Bullfighting, Motor-Racing and Mountaineering.... all the rest are merely games." ~ Ernest Hemmingway

"Statistics are like mini-skirts .... They give you good ideas but hide the most important parts" ~ Ebbe Skovdahl

"Sex.... Breakfast of Champions" ~ James Hunt

"I live in my car coz I can't race with my house" ~ Anonymous

"The danger sensation is exciting. The challenge is to find new dangers." ~ Ayrton Senna

"Money is a strange business. People who haven't got it seek it strongly. People who have are full of troubles. ~ Ayrton Senna





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~Point & Squirt~

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."--on a shirt

"They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken"--on a shirt

Sometimes, whenever I eat M&Ms, I like to hold two m&m's in between my fingers and squeeze as hard as I can until one m&m cracks. I eat the cracked one, and the one that didn't crack becomes the champion. Then I grab the other m&m, and force it to compete with the champion in this deadly game of m&m gladiators. I do this until I run out of m&m's, and when there is only one m&m left standing, I send a letter to m&m's brand with the champion m&m in it with a note attached that reads: "Please use this m&m for breeding purposes."--under hobbies on someones profile.

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want" --Calvin from the comic book series Calvin and Hobbes written by Bill Watterson.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia <--- fear of long words. Someone was being ironic.

I dream of a better tomorrow... where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

There are 10 kinds of people, those who know binary code and those who don't.

I don't like political jokes. Because they usually get elected.

a dyslexic walks into a bra...

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....

arguing on the internet is like being in the special olimpics. even if you win your still a retard.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting. -Mark Twain

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There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting. -Mark Twain

Oh yes. : DDD

My siggy. XP

I have tons more that are awesome, but don't have them atm and too lazy to dig 'em out. ><

We are all searching for a peaceful and safe place, but maybe there is no such place...Yet we still keep moving...No matter what is waiting down the road, we do not stop living. - Mars (manga)

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The Deviant

My life philosophy..
"The Most important thing is NOT TO STOP QUESTIONING"-Albert Einstein



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The Hidden Agenda=Gol.D.Ace

This Week's favourite:
DoLL (Okado Tatsuya)
Xp

I'll bring a few Baldur's Gate quotes to the party. xDD

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Minsc first, because he's awesome:

"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge!"

"This is silly! Buttons are not how one escapes dungeons! I would smash the button and rain beatings liberally down on the wizard for playing such a trick!"

"Eh? He is like a bad penny, this one. An armored, deep-voiced penny of most sinister evil!" (Sarevok = pwned. xDD)

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Then Tiax! xDD

"The day comes when Tiax will point and click!"

"When Tiax rules, breeches shall not ride up so wedge-like!"

"Eh... it would appear that... the great and... mighty Tiax... has shrunk his undergarments... three sizes this day."

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And we can't forget Ediwn:

"Sigh. It's aggravation like this that will eventually cause me to fireball the entire party as they sleep. Yes indeed, everyone peaceful and quiet and then FOOM!"

"Well certainly! There is soo much to keep a great magus such as myself busy here! Look! A rock! How fascinating!"

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And random pieces of win:

"Hi, I'm Well-Adjusted Al, and my prices are sensible. I used to be called Crazy Al, but therapy has convinced me that selling plate armour for 3 gold pieces and a small duck was no way to get ahead in business."

Lilarcor (the talking sword): "You know, my last owner always said I was 'sharp' and 'edgy'. He was such an ass."

Guard: "You wouldn't kill a man with a wife and ten children, would you?"
CharName (you xD): "No way, you've got a fate worse than death already."

Spectator: "O, Captain, my Captain!"
Drow Captain: "Eh? Why do you address me as such, beholder? You have a most peculiar attitude... I shall have to report it to the mistress soon."
Spectator: "Oh, never mind that. I always wanted to say that, and there you go getting all upset. I just had a comment, here, before this Bhaalspawn squashes you into so much mush."

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And there's some lulz for everyone. xDD

"Luck isn't luck. It's preparation meets opportunity."

By the great Jackie Estacado.

This is what I remember whenever I set a goal for myself.

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"To increase the flame of the ring is...to be pissed off." -Hibari Kyouya(Reborn!!)

I was catching up with Reborn yesterday and this made me rofl xD

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♪MONSTARR~ will eat all your cookies and steal your bishies~♪ Φ_Φ