When I was a kid I got super glue on my hands so I had the brilliant idea of trying to lick it off.

More recently I managed to splatter nail polish all over myself including my hair, face, and eyes. It stung so badly but removing it was even worse. I had to use acetone to get it off even around my eyes. I'm surprised I didn't go blind.


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A few days ago I was super sleepy when I woke up.
I walked sleepily to the bathroom to brush my teeth and I accidentally put hair gel on my toothbrush (for some reason I put the two tubes next to each other) and started to brush my teeth with it. that sure woke me up

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Do but despise reason and science,
The highest of all human gifts -
Then you have surrendered to the Devil
And must surely perish. - J.W. von Goethe

@waftingwish
dang! Similar to mines, kinda.

Yesterday,
I painted my nails.
I had my acetone bottle on top of my desk, where I usually put my WATERBOTTLE. And you know what goes down from there...

While watching anime and not paying attention, I was thirsty, and grabbed the closest bottle to me.
Acetone.
Thank goodness I didn't swallow it...
Once I tasted it I SPIT IT OUT WITH FULL FORCE on my wall. XD
sick.

I was so engrossed watching the anime version of Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro last week that I had a huge head ache afterward That and I forgot to eat breakfast and lunch >.>

I wanted to pretend that I was Sailor Moon before she threw her Tiara. I grabbed onto my invisible tiara and tried to spin...I fell and hit my head hard on the wall ;-;

That was years ago, and I swore to never copy anything from Sailor Moon again.

I tired sneaking out of the house last night just to go out, and I utterly failed. Like badly. .__.

You ever have one of those moments when you try to be reaaally quiet but instead everything you do sounds reaaally loud. Like, I was walking out of my room quietly, I drop a coin and I swear that was the loudest sound I've ever heard. O___O

Lets just say a few bumps over here, a little slip over there and pretty much my whole town heard me. @_@;;

/fail. ;____;

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Monkeys, always at your service.

i found this brazil nut and i wanted to eat it, so i got out my hammer. put the nut on my knee, and you can imagine rest.
not my finest hour.

I can feel the pain just thinking about it.

Oh...ouch... (>_<)

If it gives you any comfort, I once tried to open a walnut with a fork, and ended up stabbing myself really hard in the thumb (and then fainting after my brother helped me put a bandaid on it; I think I was ~7 years old at the time).

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"[English] not only borrows words from other languages; it has on occasion chased other languages down dark alley-ways, clubbed them unconscious and rifled their pockets for new vocabulary."
-James Nicoll, can.general, March 21, 1992

I do stupid crap all the time...I thought i would grow out of it.

I was showing my friend how his torch flame lighter was dead next to my wrist. As it turns out it wasnt dead the flame was just white. Now anyone who sees the scar thinks i have suicidal issues.

Ran through a tree hanging over river water on a jet ski...Remember kids you need to gas it to turn. Same day i also missed colliding with my uncle by a foot of space. On another occasion i hit a boats wake caught air landed nutting myself on the seat.

Rolled down a hill and got a foxtail stuck in my ear.(NOT FUN it shakes as you move and sound like something alive)

When i was a little boy i was dancing on a table fell off and busted my chin on the edge.

Mixed chemicals together when playing with fire.Lit it up for a nice explosion but the paper plate i was burning it on caught on fire so i decided to put it out by blowing on it. I took a deep breath of bad fumes. My lungs were burning the rest of the night.

I played with my buddies multitool in class and put a deep gash in my hand. I stuck it under the table asked to go to the bathroom and walked a short distance out of the class backwards so no one would see the massive blood streak down my jeans side.

Everything the movie jackass ever inspired.(doing headers with medicine ball)

God im not even drunk for most of the stupid shit i do. I did climb a building at my senior prank then jumped came out fine though, then again i was really wasted.

Got narced on for smokin weed with my friend after making fun of his sister for failing out of art school. She got busted for having shrooms tho so it worked out cool.

Wow that was a depressing play by play of life.

Dumbest thing i ever done was read this thread

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You are now inside my Tsukuyomi. For the next 72 hours... I will slap you with this trout...

Resistance is amusing...

When I was 6, I jumped off of a 2nd story window pretending to be a ninja turtle then landing on a patch of vegetables...

Not the dumbest, but it's the first one to pop up in my head.

I had a tennis ball in my hand and my lil bro was just sitting there. I was thinking in my head 'what would happen if I threw this at his head.... would it hit him?' and unknowingly I threw it and it hit him on his head.

Another would be walking into the toilet door.

lawl see a rotten apple up in a tree
see a scary tall fence with pricky wires at the top
see how high i was on top of the fence
see my hand reaching the rotten apple
see blood on the ground....

nutrients hurt

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This one was 2 months ago
I have a portuguese dictionary and a English/Portuguese one... Since they are kinda old, my mother changed their covers... the portugues now has a red cover and the english a white one...

I was looking for the translation of a word that started with a "w" in my red dictionary... I even thouht it was weird that it had so few (none) english words that it stated with a "w"... and didn't notice that I had the wrong dictionary until my mother saw the screen in my pc and asked what the hell was I doing and if I was okay xD I started to laugh like a crazy
I always leave the white one next to my pc because once in a while a word that I don't know shows up... And my father always put it in a drawer... And the red one is usually in my room, not here...

I talked to a girl. She talked to me. While talking, I walked into that pole thats between open double doors. Yeah.