When I was at a hotel, I went inside the elevator to get to the 14th floor. The doors wouldn't open and after a couple of seconds, I started freaking out and tried to pry open the doors myself. While scrambling to open them, and putting my whole weight into it, they finally opened normally and I fell to the floor. I landed on some elderly woman and a little girl who were waiting outside for the elevator to open....

I was about...say 4-5 years old when my cousin decided to heat up bubble gum in the microwave. He convinced me to touch it, and like an idiot I touche it, and my fingers started burning.

In Mexico, I ran into a glass door at the mall.

OH! My first time at the ice skating rink, when I was putting on my shoes on the bench, I stood up, and somebody cut me with the blade of the shoe, cutting all the way down my leg.

Ah.....the evil memories of my childhood......

I was reading every ones answers and thought I was awesome... until I remembered my stupid idea.

I was at my friend Heidis' sleepover and me and my friend Kaitie were the only ones in the basement cause everyone was upstairs doing who knows what.
ANYWAYS! This basement had a treadmill.
To see how fast it could go we put it up to 10 (out of 10) and when I was about to die I asked Kaitie to push the emergency stop button. But she was laughing on the ground.
I took my hand off the handle to press the emergency stop button and I flung backwards, hit the wall, and then hit my chin on the treadmill.
Heidi's sister came down with her friend and while Kaitie was still laughing. They sat on the couch and stared at me and the first thing they said was:

"Please don't be dead. Cause I don't want to deal with that."

In the morning Heidi's parents scolded me all through breakfast. Since I had to leave early I was the only one at the table. It sucked, so bad.

The treadmill broke down right after and they blamed me. I wasn't allowed in the basement till it was fixed and they found out it was broken by a barbie shoe my friends cousin stuck in it. D:<

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When I was visiting the school I'm transferring to, I saw a dumpy, awkward-looking girl wandering around by herself in the lobby. She wandered over to where I was standing and, slightly pitying, I tried to strike up a friendly conversation about how it is to attend an all-girls school. I was struck by how offish her demeanor was until I realized that she wasn't a student at all - she was a woman in her thirties who was at the school because she was an aspirant - in training to become a nun. I thought she was a student because the aspirant uniform looks a lot like the school uniform. I guess I should be glad I didn't choose a worse topic!

walking to a glass wall of a store.. then bump my head..
reason why i walk to a glass:
1 the display item on that store atract my intention
2 the glass is pretty clean
3 my head is only focus on that item
4 it was pretty dark back then
5 i was still in an elementary school back then.. what do you expect from a child ^_^

good thing is that the only ones that notice it is just my family and the store owner

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What if you were going to say to an uptight churchgoing lady, "Mom's outside. Wait a sec." but then realized that it would take several of those. And then you wonder, "What's the plural for sec?"

Young, awkward, and infinitely bad at talking on phones, you tell this uptight woman: "I'll go get her. Just a couple sex." (secs) FAIL.

O_____O

So yeah.

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when i was around 5 my brothers and sisters and me had all bought new toothbrushes because we forgot ours when we went to visit my grandma that summer. and then my bro discovered his toothbrush was bendy an was like "look mine's bendy!" *bends* sis: "mine too!"*bends* Me: "Mine to- *SNAP*" the stupid thing broke in half
-__- apparently my toothbrush was NOT bendy
and one time my brother ran down this dock that was on a hill really fast an stopped right before it ended. He dared me to do it... (my siblings were evil o-o) so i was like "pshhh please" and i proceeded to run down it...and keep running and running and before i knew it... i was at the end...tried to stop/failed and i ran right off the dock fell into the water and got covered in leeches. and i thought all i have to do is stop... D: WRONG. i didnt realize i shouldve started stopping sooner... the momentum got too big to stop so suddenly D:

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When I was 11, i was at the mall skipping(kind of) you know how there are different colored tiles on the floor of the mall sometimes? Well,I was jumping on the gray ones. I had a lot of fun so I hopped faster. Then, BAM!!! I hit the glass door and fell straight to the ground! A lot of people surrounded me and asked if I was alright. And there was this woman who said jokingly "Why do they have to keep the walls so clean! Kids just go on bumping into them!". I just stood up and said "I'm okay!" and walked away. My brother wouldn't stop laughing.

There was also this time when my teacher was mad she made us raise our arms up. She called me and told me to go to the next class and ask a question to their teacher.I went out. I didn't know whether I was allowed to put my arms down. So, to be on the safe side I just kept them up. When I went back to class everyone had their arms down and was laughing at me even my teacher! She said "Why didn't you put your arms down??". I went back to my seat and asked my seatmate. "You saw me?!?". He said "YEAH!! Ms. said we could put our arms down right after you left! then we saw that you still had your arms up!" i just went

It happened this February.

There was this pesky moth in my room that kept flying around my light bulb. I tried to make it leave the house by swatting my magazine around to make it fly out the door. BUT IT DIDN'T. Since it wasn't doing anything except for flying around my light bulb, I thought, "Oh well, I should just ignore it!"

But I couldn't. For some reason, it really really REALLY BOTHERED ME. I HAD to make it leave my room at all costs. So while I was jumping and waving my issue of Shonen Jump around at 2 in the morning.. I wasn't watching what was on the floor. Which was a friendly roll of duct tape.

So for my last leap, I jumped with all my might and my right foot landed sideways on the roll of tape. You can hear my ankle pop from a mile away. I collapsed on the floor and couldn't move because the pain was extremely intense.

My foot seriously looked weird, I had to muster up the courage and pop it back into place. The pain was equivalent to the first pop.

It resulted in a grade 2 sprained ankle which I'm still feeling pain from right now. (I can't even run anymore.)

Taught me a lesson.. I should've just left the moth alone. ;o;

When I was still a kid I was watching an Ed, Edd n Eddie episode where one of the Eds put his tongue on the freezer and the tongue became blue. So what do I do? I wanted to try it out of course. I go to the freezer, open the door and put my tongue on the ice covering the walls. My tongue didn't become blue and it got practically glued to the freezer and I couldn't move an inch.

Now comes the worst part. Nobody was at home besides me and the door bell started to ring and since my mom didn't take the key with her she couldn't unlock the door so I was the only one who could open it for her. I started to panic and I just pulled my head out of the freezer leaving a layer of my tongue stuck on the ice.
Guess who couldn't eat anything for more than a month after the incident. I used a straw in that period to get some food in my mouth.

Edit (remembered another one): It was during the 8th grade. My cat just gave birth so I wanted to change the blanket she sat on. After I replaced it with a new one I took the one she sat on previously and start to shake it in mid air. Worst decision ever. The placenta of one of the kittens flew on my face. The rest of the story is about getting rid of the placenta without touching it. It involves head shaking while staying with the head above the toilet seat. Good times.

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Does not compute.

big sis (5): Our blood is red
li'l sis (3): No, it's sometimes green. Look here (shows wrist)
big sis: You won't really know until you see it. Let's cut and see
li'l sis: Ok

So li'l sis woke up in hospital. Yeah, that's a true story.

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Erm... the most stupidest thing I've done? That was in secondary school(something like high school).

You see, my friend and I were busy feuding again... sooo... he got really irritated and vandalized his desk and wrote that "<my name> is a lesbian." Sooo... when I found that out, I got really angry and wrote that "<his name"> is gay."

(Btw, at that time... I was still heavily prejudiced against gays and lesbians soo... I was pretty disgusted actually. And also, both of us were pretty infamous in school then for many reasons.)

Soo... a few weeks later, during Principles of Accounting class, the teacher was reading from the textbook and she happened to see the writing on my desk... and she read it out in front of the whole class. Then 'cos of our reputation, she went over to his desk and also read out the writing on it. Both of us were really embarrassed 'cos the whole class was laughing. .___. And she couldn't stop laughing, too.

Btw, do note that she was also the Discipline Mistress of our level. In the end, the whole thing spread throughout the entire school and we got called up to the principal's office.

Other dumb things which happened mostly when i was a kid or teen:

(Btw, do note that poor decision-making skills runs in my father and my entire family has got very terrible emotional management, gets addicted to things easily and so on. And it doesn't help I sometimes feel little to no pain, little to no sensory input at times to warn me that something is too hot/cold/etc.)

See... as a kid, my vision had weird problems: I always failed to notice certain objects within a certain distance and would always end up crashing into trees, pillars, walls, doors, people, etc. >>;;
It's more like they didn't "appear" within my vision. O-o;;

Trying to shoplift and getting caught... just some small piece of candy, though... I felt really terrible afterwards.

Dressing up all nice only to find out I'd put on my house slippers... Thankfully, I was still in the lift.

Asking a guy whether he was going to the toilet. Gods... he never talked to me again.

Trying to smoke, triggering off my bronchitis and ending up with a sore throat for days.

Erm... what else? Talking to some friends and then I walked into a tree. Following which, I sorta tripped and flattened myself against the glass doors of a shopping centre.

Trying to dye my own hair red and it got sooo red by mistake, my hair turned Yellow-Orangey-red. >>;;

Jumping a few flights of staircases... for fun in elementary school. Ouch... yeah but fun.

Abusing cough mixture as a child. I drank quite a few bottles of it and it took me some time to get myself off it(cold turkey).

Picking verbal fights with delinquents. <---- Guess I took after my mother who together, with her mother(my grandmother) picked a fight with a gangster.

Drinking mercury from a thermometer... >>;; I was pretty depressed then but guess what? Nothing happened.

Touching a live wire and getting electrocuted. This happened many times.

Nearly getting knocked down by cars when I dashed across the road multiple times.I got knocked into though and it kinda hurt...(but delayed reaction of pain).

Pouring acid onto my skin one too many times during chemistry (lab) class.

Accidentally destroying expensive equipment.

Injuring myself too many times and noticing the damage until hours later, especially when strangers/people keep staring at me 'cos of all the blood dripping down my body and 'cos of the gaping wounds.

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at shool i had a soda can and i pulled the lit to open it but it only made that first 'psssst' but the metal thingy wasn;t open all the way yet, and then the damn lit broke of >.> so as it was already alittle bit open i got the bright idea to just push the rest in with my thumb.
and it opened.......but the sharp edge of it dug into my thumb. blood everywhere, at least it din;t really hurt, just blood.....alot of it >.<

then i walked to the bathroom and tried to clean it after i went to the nurses office but when i got there oit was all bloody again, i had left trail of blood and stuff, and with blood covered hands i asked for a bandaid.

for some reason she looked really weird at me o.o

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Trip on a wall when walking parallel to it on flat ground.

Just happened a week ago. It was a classmate's birthday and I wanted to greet her. So I ran across the classroom to give her a hug, but I forgot that I tied my bag straps to my feet (because of an experiment) and my foot pulled the backpack forward, making me trip over it. I tripped over and slammed my forehead to a desk...I had to go to my last three classes with a red line over my forehead. :/

I think that wasn't just the dumbest, but the most embarassing and hurtful moment as well.

back in grade school, on my birthday actually there was snow all over.

Now fun part is to jump in to the snow all over the school, and near the schoolbuilding wall was a small ditch, down there was some windows and whatnot.

I started running and jumped down in to the ditch, now the problem is that sometimes i think they have to wash the windows outsides or something so the have build wooden stairs 2 meters wide down the ditch.

so guess who lands knees first right in the stairs with a fall of about 2 meters.

o/ (puts hand up)

I've done alot of stupid things, but this was the one i could currently remember clearly

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