When i was around 6-ish? My Mother, Older sister, and I went to Vietnam to visit the Family.
Anyways, I went to a park, and sat on the top of this (cement but smooth) slide. And when they told me to smile for the camera, my younger cousin kicked me and i slid down and my fluffy dress went up. *FLASH*

They forever have that picture of a panty flash loli moment.

*Damnz you cousin, whom's name I've forgotten!*

Hmm...I can't think of any things for myself, directly, but there is something...

I take Tae Kwon Do, you see, and one of my teachers likes to think of himself as better then everyone else, because he's been doing martial arts for a long time. I hate him, because he picks one kid per class and just nitpicks on them the whole time. He reduced my friend Anita to tears once. Plus, he gives long, pointless speeches, and he always uses the most stupid analogies.

So I was riding home from class with my mom and my sister, complaining about him, per usual. That day, he'd been telling us to all up the speed of our kicks, but not lose technique - basically, to be perfect (like we wouldn't if we could be). And this class, he'd found the worst, overused, most cliche analogy yet - to quote him, "You've got to be like a cobra - strike!" He even did this weird 'striking' motion with his hands as he said it.

Now, whenever I start ranting about that teacher's annoyingness, either my mom or my sister will mimic the 'striking' motion, and say in this weird, high-pitched voice, "You must be like the cobra...and strike!"

It was New Year's Eve and my parents along with a few aunt and uncles were watching TV. I came in and wanted to sit on the edge of the sofa and oblivious that our X-mas tree was beside it...in short, I was stupid and my butt didn't land on the sofa because I forgot our X-mas tree was there, and fell backwards, landing on the tree and cutting off the head of one of the 3 Kings giving baby Jesus his gifts. Jesus survived the attack without any damages. My foot hurt badly. Now my family loves laughing about that. My butt will never be the same

My dad thinks I am lazy, dumb and only good for breaking things.
I am not angry though.

ok heres mine when i was about 4-5 my mother would tell me never to put anything in the electrical plugs(plug ins) because a "rat" Would bit me. well me being a very smart kid i decieded to kill the "rat" so i get this old metal clothes hanger unbelnd it and stab the plug .... i was knocked out apperrntly right after. well my mom alwasy reminds me makes me fel kind of dum but i blame her if she had only told me the truth

Apparently in my toddler years, whenever I farted, I would exclaim: "A bullfrog!" or "A burping spider!"

To this day, it always comes up and everyone laughs. I don't really think that's funny.

I dropped my phone a while back and couldn't get it to work afterwords. I tried changing the battery, and was about ready to spring for a new phone when my mom started messing with it. She noticed that the case looked like it wasn't quite snapped shut, so she snapped it together and my phone worked fine. I'd been walking around with a "broken" phone for over a month because I simply hadn't snapped it back together. She's not letting me live that down.

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Me: Performing Random Acts of Klutziness for over 30 years.

I had a big fight with my mom when I was 18

Coincidentally, it happened during her birthday too (which I was not aware of)

It's bout me choosing which british university that I wanted to go.. she insisted everyone that I;m going off to a top uni but I wanted to go to an average uni that has my cousin lving there.

I was given a choice to pick two university, a top uni that offers bursaries and better scolarship but I will be on my own once I live in UK or an average british university that's not even in the top 20 but I will have a stable accomodation with my cousin there.

in the end, I chose going to the uni that she wanted. I was alone at first to be honest, I dont feel regret in following her decisions.

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This Week's favourite:
DoLL (Okado Tatsuya)
Xp

Nothing that they constantly talk about, but there are times when they go 'see? i told you that you should have/shouldn't have...'

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I used to live with my aunt when I was about 6 or 7 so as a child, I've grown very attached to her. She likes to remember how one day, she teasingly told me that she's getting married. I got so angry, jealous and afraid of her leaving me for that guy so I chased her with a knife while telling her I don't want her to get married. That is seriously creepy >_>

My relatives always tease me on how sensitive I was to odors. I'd make such disgusted faces and would often tell them to take a shower. They also like to remember that when I visit my grandparents' house, they usually give me snacks to take home but if they did something to piss me off, I'd take the snacks but leave it on the road while they'd be watching from the window.


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I used to cut my hair in weird ways, and I had it in a way that it was fairly short, except for 2 pieces near the front which went to my shoulders.
When wearing a hat, I looked vaguely like a hasidic Jew.

They still call me 'rabbi' sometimes, and pretend to question me on religious stuff. So funny, guys =__=

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I have a couple some direct and some to people who are around me.

ME: This was when I was like 10. It had just snowed a lot and there was a lot of snow, so much that we had like 5 foot snow banks, I was helping shoveling my drive way, and I took a break and carved a seat in the snow. Now while I was outside I was only wearing a sweat shirt and sweat pants and boots. No jacket or snow pants. So the seat I was carving out was so high I couldn't quiet get myself up on it easily. So I asked my brother for help. He stuck me there, then when my butt was numb from the cold I asked him to let me down, and he refused, since he was helping to shovel. So I was getting all upset cuz i was stuck on this snow bank bascially freezing. Eventually my mom made my bro get me down, but since then my family teases me about how stupid I was when it came to snow.

My Bro: He was parked in his girlfriends drive way and a huge branch fell from a tree over head and landed on his car. This was after he recked a car on vaction that wasn't even his, and after 2 other accidents. so the rest of the year everyone teased him about his car issues.....

I'm done sharing...for now...

Nuking a cookie for 3 minutes on high and setting the microwave on fire. Apparently cookies make really good fuel.

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Most of mine are things that I said like "What does TV stand for", "Is Germany part of Asia", "What is a ferrets wingspan?", "Is freddie Mercury related to Pluto (a dog from disney)", "Drinking red bull gives you wings (I jumped out my bedroom window to see if it was true)" These phrases and actions have been passed on to all people that I know somehow or other.

Other things all relate to me getting injured in some way like getting hit in a painfull place with a 2 litre bottle of coke for something that I said that was trivial

Things my dad has done like: We were going to visit my Aunt and Uncle my dad got the wrong street just the right house number, instead of knocking like you usually do because the door was unlocked he just walked right on in much to the suprise of the owner. Another one was he needed some passport photos so he uses a automated machine presses a wrong button somewhere and he recieved several photos of himself dressed as a clown with a red nose and then he had the nerve to complain, when he retook it he got photos that was basically a frame by frame animation of him blinking.

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