me: I asked him if he would find being castrated with tooth picks, rabid squirrel, scissors and forks painful. two gay sea urchins as well
sam: ..wtf!?
sam: dude. their primitive brains wouldn't let them be gay. they'd be like 'oooh female lets make babiez'
sam: and 'oops, male+male =/= babiez, I should keep rolling around until I find an urchin to make babiez with'
me: -.-