Why did the boy fall up the stairs? His stupidity defies gravity. – My Wife and Kids
Jumping out a window five hundred feet aboveground is not usually my idea of fun. Especially when I'm wearing bronze wings and flapping my arms like a duck. ~ The Battle of the Labyrinth
Urgent, meet us outside the Urahara shop immediately P.S: If you're thinking that this message is like some written in the victim's own blood cliché from some TV show...then you obviously have no sense of humor. ~ Kisuke Urahara