That day, I fell into the river and drowned. The River God looked at me and said, "Young man, you are very brave. I will get you a mom. Would you like this blonde, busty, and heavily ill-tempered elf mother, or this black-haired, busty, ruthless but tsundere human mother?"
Me: "I choose your mom! I just want to be reborn soon!"
The River God looked at me with relief: "You are an honest and good child, I will give you both mothers. From now on, you will have two moms!"
Me: "Can you even listen to what I said?!!"

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