The region where I live have kind of an anti-zombie protection. They would first come to Porto Alegre, in there they would be trapped in trafic and get mugged before they could get to the other town. In Cachoeirinha half of them would be run over by buses. Finaly when they come to my town my neighborhood which gives no quarter would pick their guns (pretty much 2 for each house) and shot them down
I case that fails... Our houses around here have pretty much the same height so I would call my neighbor (who is always with me when like US people says "the shit hits the fan"), get some our guns and we could jump from roof to roof until we reach he's father workshop so we can get some more guns and steal the hairdresser's car (Hilux SW) and head to my uncles far. From there we would gather the retired military and their guns and make a stand at the top of the hill, using the radio they have stashed in there to contact their friends at the head-quarters. If the head quarter is already taken we could use the battle tank they have stashed in there and head for Rio de Janeiro, there we would join the organized crime faction "Comando Vermelho" (because there is no way they would be taken down) and make a stand in the hill.
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