Getting your car towed is one of the worst feelings in the world:
Statement Confirmed.


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"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "

Never order goat curry... goat meat is disgusting.

(and I blame a certain someone here who said that my favorite shrimp curry is weird, you know who you are...)

While using the Jap Language Bar, or "MS UI Gothic" in notepad -- "\" = ￥

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I learned what a spanner is.

Microwaving five peeps makes your whole house smell for hours. And yes, I was trying to blow them up. I decided after they expanded into huge puff balls and melted all over the bottom of my microwave that I better quit before they did more damage.

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Despite the fact that my mom is female, I learned that I need to be EXTREMELY specific when I ask her to pick up toiletries, and I'm talking about everything from that to things as simple as cotton balls!

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I am a breath of insanity in a world of chaos.

Me: Performing Random Acts of Klutziness for over 30 years.

Don't throw lighters at the ground, cus u might burn a whole in the side of your garage...

I learned what a Thinspo is.

Pigeons are actually clever.

I see them outside one of the classroom windows, all huddling together near the pipe where hot air is blowing out

Don't blame them either. Weather is cold these days.

not enough i have learn again tomorrow.

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"If I weren't crazy, I'd be insane!"


"In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out."

Today's lesson?

A 13 y.o girl is capable of being more mature than a 35 y.o married man. No kidding.

Like I always said, few women admit their age, fewer men act theirs.

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Signatures are for people who have too much time and ideas, I lack the idea part....

I learned that the name of my lab partner was actually Imogen, and it was pronounced - e~mo~gen, I kept thinking her name was ibifuro but I never once called her by her name. I called her by her name today and she wasn't very happy, spent about 2 minutes talking about how I didn't even bother to know her name. I feel very bad now.

I also learned that Imogen is an actually British name.

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Do not feed the trolls

...that babies can vomit at least 12 times in 3 hours

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I learned how to take pictures of my cat. Protip: Moar light



Soooo cute