Well, I just stumbled into something that will make this thread more interesting

apparently size can't be judged from one time measures, because temperature, arousal, (how long has it been since your last ejaculation), etc, have an impact on the size of your penis, doctors recommend to measure it at least 10 times, keeping in mind time of the day, and an average temperature of 25-31C O.o


Only after getting your average is when you have some ground to back your size, however this is never 100% accurate, also people with smaller flaccid penises have more growth potential, making it grow more than 300% (both size and width), but we already knew that... to some point o.o;

also seems that remain sit in a chair for hours hurts your friend a lot, so remember to give him some air ^_^

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wow.....I did not know that...

well, my friend must be half dead by know because i been sitting on this wooden chair for 2 years and 12 hours a day 7 days a week.

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Wood chair doesn't absorb/keep the heat as other types of chairs, however, the best is to go to a clinic and do an sperm count... you may be surprised.

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.....uhh......how do they extract the sperm? like a needle or something?

Damn I knew i shouldn't be wearing tight jeans......

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I use to think that penis size is relative to your height, but that's not the case. A girl told me that her last partner was much taller than myself, but he was smaller...she had it on film too...now that's depressing.

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On purpose without a purpose

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a needle?

you are joking right

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Just as long as no one ever points and laughs when you drop your pants, you're okay...

...someone said I seem to be the type that would do something like that. I don't point and laugh... I just tell them to put their pants back on.

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If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

No, that's cruel.

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ewwww they are going to make me do 'that' ?
No, no way, then I will never get a sperm count.


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@BoxBox
No offence, I thought you were joking too.

I didn't know it could be such a shock to you.

Makes me think of The Good Girl, starring Jennifer Aniston, where the husband wants his wife's help to get the semen out at the clinic. I am sure it's private when they make you do it. It won't be in front of them.

Unless you think it'll help? *Snickers*

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No one answers my PM's...

no, I will never admit I would do such a disgusting thing!

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You don't need to. We all know.

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Hrodulf and Bjornolfr, you will not be forgotten.

And if the world were black and white,
you would be my rainbow in shades of grey.

Click 'n Play!

If I had a fantasy self, it'd be a tentacle monster.

Is it really that different from going to a urine test? I think not but it seems that some think too much of it.

do it at home and shot it in a sterilized cup -_-

Sperm can be quite strong (if your reproduction system is healthy), is known to live days in clothes/towels, that is why girls should never dry themselves there with someone else towel.

Doing an sperm count can be good since those test can detect diseases that threaten your balls O.O

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