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Post #96412 - Reply to (#96410) by Pomegranate
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12:54 pm, Nov 22 2007
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Haha, this thread is great XD

I got busted once, when mum went into my computer when I was at school and deleted all my porn. Surprisingly, when I got home and she confronted me, she said that the hentai stuff was ok, because it wasn't 'real' XD She did, however, yell at me about the porn, because it have me a 'wrong view of sex'.

I almost got caught when I'd just gotten internet to my own computer, I was about 13 or something. I was browsing porn sites, and mum walks in behind me, and I quickly tab out. But then she wants to see what I'm doing. I panic, and quickly presses the power button on the computer with my toe XD It was really embarrassing, but it's funny now.

Another time I had been using mum's comp to watch porn late at night, and I'd written down some passwords and usernames in a notepad next to the computer. it was my pad, and I intended to take it with me into my room, but I forgot, and mum confronted me with it the next day. She lectured me, and I was suspended from internet for a week >.<


Hahaha!
The toe button thing was ingenious. xD
Why did you write down some passwords? ._.

Haha, yeah, and I tried to convince her that it just 'died' XD Didn't go too well.
I can't remember why I wrote them down.....it was back in my junior days, when I actually thought such things were important XD

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nvr been busted before...and u were 13 when u got into hentai....wow....

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I think was 14 when I got really into hentai, before that it was occasionally, whatever I happened to stumble upon XD Before that it was just regular porn XP

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3:00 pm, Nov 22 2007
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I remember I once snooped on my brother's computer, I checked the history file and out popped Tinkerbelle with gigantic boobs...

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Let's see....Have I ever been busted...I don't think I've been CAUGHT, but I'm being suspected. Like, my mom always ask why I lock myself in my room, and say things like "don't look at indecent things." etc. Well, what can I say, I'm still 17. so I guess I shouldn't be in this part of the forum...but no one really cares. Afterall, we have 12 year olds probably serving porn as I am saying this.

That aside, I keep my files hidden. And by hidden, I mean 128 AES encrypted. Even my password is 18 characters long so no one can hope to brute force it. You see, my brother is a computer science BA and my dad is the one who taught me how to use computer (the basics anyhow, now I'm the most tech savvy in my house)

And damn I plan to stay not being caught.

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Actually, now that I think about it. I think I have been nearly caught a few times. Back in the days, my computer was located in the other living room, (we have two living rooms) and my mom could see what I'm doing from the Kitchen. One time I think I had some hentai game on, but it wasn't to the h-scenes yet. She asked what I'm looking at, and thank god my mom knows NOTHING about computers. I simply said, "My friend sent something to me and popped up by itself. Dunno."

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you might try this (I never used it even once, my parents were and til now probably computer illiterate)

use acdsee yea that image viewer program, get a picture of bsod (blue screen of death), set it on your acdsee always with full screen, use it as your emergency exit, alt+tab into acdsee hit reset/power button with your toes, then say something like "omg windows suck" XD

when I was like 14yo I played many h-games, heck my father once bought me a h-game because he doesn't even know what game it really is, the cd cover is animeish like, he thought that I might like it, yea damn sure , thank you dad I love you XD

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Post #96598 - Reply to (#96593) by Domonkazu
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you might try this (I never used it even once, my parents were and til now probably computer illiterate)

use acdsee yea that image viewer program, get a picture of bsod (blue screen of death), set it on your acdsee always with full screen, use it as your emergency exit, alt+tab into acdsee hit reset/power button with your toes, then say something like "omg windows suck" XD

when I was like 14yo I played many h-games, heck my father once bought me a h-game because he doesn't even know what game it really is, the cd cover is animeish like, he thought that I might like it, yea damn sure , thank you dad I love you XD

That might not be very good for your computer >_>

On a side note, what H-game was it? laugh
If my dad had bought me a H-game...when I was that young (you corrupted lil' kid, you laugh ), I'd jump for joy! laugh

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i almost got busted the other night. my bedrooms by the laundry room and so i was looking at something that i wasn't suppose to when my sister comes by to do her laundry. she sees me shutting down my screen and gets all suspicious and asks me questions like "what were you looking at that you closed your screen down?" and all these other questions. i wouldn't tell her so she wanted to check my history but i wouldn't let her touch my labtop and so she kept insisting so i finally made up a lie that i was reading an email and that it was embarassing and so i didn't want her to read it because it was personal etc etc. ended up she wanted to read it and so i convinced her to finish her laundry while i finish reading it and then i'll let her read it, so that i could delete my history. good thing i had this dumb ass email i had sent to my friend and had decided to keep a draft of it. my sis read it and couldn't understand why it was embarassing and called me stupid for over reacting over that dumb email. man, i thought my heart was going to stop.

also i caught my brother masturbating to a porn video. it was just me and him at home and i was sleeping. i had woken up because i kept hearing this wierd noise and so i go upstairs and my brother is under a blanket on the couch. he sees me and so he quick jumps out of the couch and turns the channel and he runs downstairs and says he has to look for something which in my opinion is a dumb ass thing to do because he left the tape in the vrc and i could still hear some moanings. so i turn the channel back and its a porno. i take out the tape and i can't really remember what it was called but i remember it having the words 'pu$$y' and 'hot sheets' on there. i put the tape back and turn the channel back and walk away like nothing happened and went to the bathroom. when i came back out the tape and my brother was gone.

and one time i had slept over and my cousins and we were underneathe blankets when she starts shaking and so im like "wth, are you that cold?" and she says no so i don't know why but i pull the blanket off and her hands are down her pants. i asked her wut the hell she was doing and she said she was playing with her belly botton and said that i should try it too because it was fun. her hands were not on her belly botton. anyway that has nothing to do with porn but its funny.

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Post #96615 - Reply to (#96598) by Scyfon
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That might not be very good for your computer >_>

On a side note, what H-game was it? laugh
If my dad had bought me a H-game...when I was that young (you corrupted lil' kid, you laugh ), I'd jump for joy! laugh


it was cd filled with mixed game some are Three Sisters' Story, and kyoushi (old games) cant remember the rest

and yea reseting pc is really bad XD, use it at your own risk

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Post #96646 - Reply to (#96599) by sleepless_sin
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and one time i had slept over and my cousins and we were underneathe blankets when she starts shaking and so im like "wth, are you that cold?" and she says no so i don't know why but i pull the blanket off and her hands are down her pants. i asked her wut the hell she was doing and she said she was playing with her belly botton and said that i should try it too because it was fun. her hands were not on her belly botton. anyway that has nothing to do with porn but its funny.

WTH?! XD
How old were you? And your cousin for the matter XD



Yeah, use the reset thing on your own risk XD It's not very good for the computer; I tell you this out of experience XP

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Post #96884 - Reply to (#96646) by BoundNoMore
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and one time i had slept over and my cousins and we were underneathe blankets when she starts shaking and so im like "wth, are you that cold?" and she says no so i don't know why but i pull the blanket off and her hands are down her pants. i asked her wut the hell she was doing and she said she was playing with her belly botton and said that i should try it too because it was fun. her hands were not on her belly botton. anyway that has nothing to do with porn but its funny.

WTH?! XD
How old were you? And your cousin for the matter XD



Yeah, use the reset thing on your own risk XD It's not very good for the computer; I tell you this out of experience XP



i think in 7th grade when i was still somewhat pure thats why it was such a shock. hahaha. now that i think back it was really funny.


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and one time i had slept over and my cousins and we were underneathe blankets when she starts shaking and so im like "wth, are you that cold?" and she says no so i don't know why but i pull the blanket off and her hands are down her pants. i asked her wut the hell she was doing and she said she was playing with her belly botton and said that i should try it too because it was fun. her hands were not on her belly botton. anyway that has nothing to do with porn but its funny.

WTH?! XD
How old were you? And your cousin for the matter XD



Yeah, use the reset thing on your own risk XD It's not very good for the computer; I tell you this out of experience XP



i think in 7th grade when i was still somewhat pure thats why it was such a shock. hahaha. now that i think back it was really funny.

Ah, back in the good old days when you were still not tainted, and everything didn't automatically relate to anything sexual XD

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Post #97001 - Reply to (#96593) by Domonkazu
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you might try this (I never used it even once, my parents were and til now probably computer illiterate)

use acdsee yea that image viewer program, get a picture of bsod (blue screen of death), set it on your acdsee always with full screen, use it as your emergency exit, alt+tab into acdsee hit reset/power button with your toes, then say something like "omg windows suck" XD

You could just use windows logo + D. By the way... have anyone being busted while "making justice with he's own hands"?

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A gentlemen never asks and a lady never tells...

Seeing as how neither of these apply to myself:

It was around midnight when a parental unit popped around the corner. I thought to myself ("Holy crap we ARE all gonna DIE!!") And of course the computer would start to lag and proceed to freeze.("Back stabbing ungrateful bastard!!") I quickly did the only think I could think of...I kicked the computer tower and fainted having fallen asleep. The computer turned off by my kick.("Thank freaking porn-o Gods where ever you are about freaking time!!) Sadly the price I paid was I some how killed the hard drive. I guess a small price to pay for my vanity, self-respect, and illusion of purity and virtue. (HAHAHAHA, that makes my sides hurt just thinking about those words.)


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theres this cute not so little button on your screen, that allows you to turn the screen off...

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