O_O OMG the amount of people that made accounts to talk on this thread.
You guys defending him are stoops.

I wonder if when he goes to the amusement park he pays for two tickets? HE BETTER! Taking up a whole fkking seat!

Main Entry: mar·riage
Pronunciation: \ˈmer-ij, ˈma-rij\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English mariage, from Anglo-French, from marier to marry
Date: 14th century

1 a (1) : the state of being united to a person of the opposite sex as husband or wife in a consensual and contractual relationship recognized by law.

I don't like the opposite sex part but thats how she goes now a days. So here you are. He can't marry the pillow because she isn't a woman (she is actually a girl.. what a creep pedo) not to mention she is a PILLOW. And it wasn't consensual.

Oh and btw. What if another guy dating the same pillow came along? Would there be a fight? n_n

this is not about cannibalism...please get back on topic

I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.

I see your point, but part of your argument is flawed if you based it some 14th century definition. In the old days, people got married really early, like 13 or 14. There's a lot of evidence to suggest Juliet and Romeo were a bunch of 14 year old kids. People back then were pedos, but it was legal back then. Also, Ancient Greek and Rome had the practice of a special relationship formed between older male and younger male. Some are platonic but most are nonplatonic. The word Pedophilia came from "Greek: παιδοφιλί α (paidophilia): παῖς (pais), "child" and φιλία (philia), "friendship". Paidophilia was coined by Greek poets either as a substitute for "paiderastia" (pederasty),[23]" So yeah, it's shocking how the old world was back in the days

this is not about cannibalism...please get back on topic

I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.

This also happened in Japan. I think South Korea and Japan needs to seriously refine the meaning of marriage....

in japan it was a man who wanted to marry mikuru, right?
not only in japan and south korea. here in germany a man wanted to marry his cat.

this is not about cannibalism...please get back on topic

I think it is exactly the topic. I see nothing wrong.

in japan it was a man who wanted to marry mikuru, right?
not only in japan and south korea. here in germany a man wanted to marry his cat.

Haa.. I just wish that his parents just hired a hooker to screw their son, instead of indulging their son's wish of marrying a freaking pillow. I think that would make they're son happier.

So what do guys thinks next.
a chair?

well at least the cat is alive....

the other two in korea and japan...that's just......retarded..