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Post #50532 - Reply to (#50385) by skittles
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3:09 pm, Sep 8 2007
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LOL thank you for whoever started this. I had fun reading everybody's biggrin

And I'll tell mine too.... it happened last week. I was at the mall, sitting on a bench, and waiting for somebody's call. There was this package beside me, so I picked it up and stared at it. There was the word blow, so I thought it was cherry bubble gum (because inside, there was this red circle with tomato looking things within the circle). I squeezed the inside, and the insides of the circle looked liquidy and bubbly, it was kinda cool for a candy. The circle was hard, though... and I wondered how I'm suppose to eat it. The words on the package were so freaking tiny, I held it extremely close to my face to read it. The words were upside down no matter how many times I turned the package, so I just kept turning it until I got it right. I also squeezed it because it looks yummy. Then I opened it, and then "wah! What's this?" and I pulled it LOL and it hit me that it was a freaking condom. I didn't look up to see what people were thinking, I just dropped it and ran away biggrin

haha, sexual things are always funny for some reason... Maybe Freud is right and we are all dirty perverts somewhere at heart.

Anyways, I just remembered a better one. My school's marching band was marching in the St. Patrick's Day Parade in NYC. So we lined up, and weren't really moving. Now, there were lots of drunk guys, you familiar with Irish culture/celebration (sorry if I insulted anyone there), you know what I mean. So I was standing in the top left-hand corner as one of the lead flutes, and two drunk guys come up to me. One of them stands next to me doing a funny pose and the other takes a picture, all while I'm standing there playing my flute, keeping myself from going "F IS FOR FLAUTIST!!!" (like V is for Vendetta - joke between me and a few flute buddies) and bashing them on the head, while marking time.

Then, when we stop playing, everyone nearby looks at me and cracks up. My band teacher comes along and goes, "Haha, you'll always remember that. You know, sophomore year?" because it was my sophomore year in high school.

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7:15 pm, Sep 8 2007
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LOL. I had fun reading everyone's stories. Lemme share mine

I was in 3rd grade when my friend Julia suggested we enter the talent show. I agree...and found out that it was the NEXT DAY! I had to copy all four girls' moves on the spot while singing "My heart will go on" by Celine Dion and looked like a stupid idiot twirling around in my pink frily dress. My mom recorded it but I managed to throw it away. Each time my older sisters hear "My heart will go on" on the radio they turn to me and laugh. I hate that song!



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Post #50737 - Reply to (#50385) by skittles
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-at the end of 2002, i confess my love to a girl i like. i'm an old fashioned guy, sorta gentlemen, she laugh at me. she tell it to her friends, her friends tell it to their friends, and the whole school knows.

even in junior high they still bring that up. since then, i never confess my love to a girl ever again. oh wait, i did, and the whole tragedy repeat itself again.


*pats and nods his head in sympathy* love is cruel
thankfully im far too shy to have admitted having liked anyone... so i avoid that fate

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LOL thank you for whoever started this. I had fun reading everybody's biggrin

And I'll tell mine too.... it happened last week. I was at the mall, sitting on a bench, and waiting for somebody's call. There was this package beside me, so I picked it up and stared at it. There was the word blow, so I thought it was cherry bubble gum (because inside, there was this red circle with tomato looking things within the circle). I squeezed the inside, and the insides of the circle looked liquidy and bubbly, it was kinda cool for a candy. The circle was hard, though... and I wondered how I'm suppose to eat it. The words on the package were so freaking tiny, I held it extremely close to my face to read it. The words were upside down no matter how many times I turned the package, so I just kept turning it until I got it right. I also squeezed it because it looks yummy. Then I opened it, and then "wah! What's this?" and I pulled it LOL and it hit me that it was a freaking condom. I didn't look up to see what people were thinking, I just dropped it and ran away biggrin


XD wow... thats ummm... impressive
so much could be said x.x i hope you didnt know any of them




hmmmn and one of mine... letsee... probably my most embarssasing moment was when i was in a race in year 1 or 2 my pants were too large and ummm yeah its sorta easy to figure out what happened from there... x.x
the worst part was that the school i was in at that time (i switched schools later) had boys from reception to year 2 and girls from reception to year 12...

the race happened in front of the whole school at the sports day Y_Y

my pants around my ankles in front of the whole school... damn lol

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dude i think posting on this thread gave me bad luck... i had another embarrassing moment yesterday night (6 hrs ago) while working.
all im gonna say, is that i forgot to lock the bathroom door. cry

lesson to all: always lock the door before you use the bathroom.

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Post #50928 - Reply to (#50925) by kiddo
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dude i think posting on this thread gave me bad luck... i had another embarrassing moment yesterday night (6 hrs ago) while working.
all im gonna say, is that i forgot to lock the bathroom door. cry

lesson to all: always lock the door before you use the bathroom.


lol, that happened to me too while showering... dead I locked it but apparently the lock was broken.

And yes, after posting on this thread something embarrassing happened to me too, but I embarrass myself on daily basis. I think I'm immune to it by now. I've had much worse moments than what I've posted here smile

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Haha... i can sympathyse, some guy "Dacked" me at school during "Casual Attire Day" and needless to say i was infront of people... i kicked the $#!t though him tho bigrazz

Post #50941 - Reply to (#50932) by Tachu
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Haha... i can sympathyse, some guy "Dacked" me at school during "Casual Attire Day" and needless to say i was infront of people... i kicked the $#!t though him tho bigrazz

Did he pull everything down? laugh

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3:20 am, Sep 9 2007
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Ahahaha!
That might've been a shameful act.
I wouldn't know for I use my birthday
suit from time to time, mainly home
for it is illegal to go outside. smile


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i called one of my teacher dad, too and asked my mom once if she still kisses my dad on the lips laugh
i hate it when my mom tells stories about me to her friends, it's always embarrassing sad

i have a classmate who asked at random times "who died?". so once i wanted to ask the teacher something and of course my classmate repeated that question a couple of times before and i started to ask "who di..." too and everybody started laughing. biggrin
it wasn't really embarrassing for me, it was funny

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Removed.

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I tend to stay out of embarrassing situations because I'm more of a quiet person.

So let's see...

When I was eight or nine, our bathroom door had a pop-lock, one that you could easily poke open from the outside. So my brother was really little and didn't know how to take a shower. My parents silently popped the lock and brought him in to watch me. It was a good couple minutes before I screamed at them, being clueless little me.

Post #51003 - Reply to (#50020) by vinceasuma
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I wonder what will happen later if I see her in the elevator or something.


You should ask her out if you do.

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Post #51213 - Reply to (#50994) by Xeronia
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I tend to stay out of embarrassing situations because I'm more of a quiet person.

So let's see...

When I was eight or nine, our bathroom door had a pop-lock, one that you could easily poke open from the outside. So my brother was really little and didn't know how to take a shower. My parents silently popped the lock and brought him in to watch me. It was a good couple minutes before I screamed at them, being clueless little me.


wow sounds like somethng out of one of those manga i read the other day x.x

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Post #51224 - Reply to (#51003) by Dark_Sage
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I wonder what will happen later if I see her in the elevator or something.


You should ask her out if you do.

She'd probably just laugh and say no. Unless her family is weird and jeers and farts and burps all the time.

Post #51366 - Reply to (#50024) by Mamsmilk
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I am not that much into streaking. smile

Lies >.>...


laugh

Hmm, I can't think of anything embarrassing that's happened to me recently...

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