Quote from skittles
LOL thank you for whoever started this. I had fun reading everybody's
And I'll tell mine too.... it happened last week. I was at the mall, sitting on a bench, and waiting for somebody's call. There was this package beside me, so I picked it up and stared at it. There was the word blow, so I thought it was cherry bubble gum (because inside, there was this red circle with tomato looking things within the circle). I squeezed the inside, and the insides of the circle looked liquidy and bubbly, it was kinda cool for a candy. The circle was hard, though... and I wondered how I'm suppose to eat it. The words on the package were so freaking tiny, I held it extremely close to my face to read it. The words were upside down no matter how many times I turned the package, so I just kept turning it until I got it right. I also squeezed it because it looks yummy. Then I opened it, and then "wah! What's this?" and I pulled it LOL and it hit me that it was a freaking condom. I didn't look up to see what people were thinking, I just dropped it and ran away
And I'll tell mine too.... it happened last week. I was at the mall, sitting on a bench, and waiting for somebody's call. There was this package beside me, so I picked it up and stared at it. There was the word blow, so I thought it was cherry bubble gum (because inside, there was this red circle with tomato looking things within the circle). I squeezed the inside, and the insides of the circle looked liquidy and bubbly, it was kinda cool for a candy. The circle was hard, though... and I wondered how I'm suppose to eat it. The words on the package were so freaking tiny, I held it extremely close to my face to read it. The words were upside down no matter how many times I turned the package, so I just kept turning it until I got it right. I also squeezed it because it looks yummy. Then I opened it, and then "wah! What's this?" and I pulled it LOL and it hit me that it was a freaking condom. I didn't look up to see what people were thinking, I just dropped it and ran away
haha, sexual things are always funny for some reason... Maybe Freud is right and we are all dirty perverts somewhere at heart.
Anyways, I just remembered a better one. My school's marching band was marching in the St. Patrick's Day Parade in NYC. So we lined up, and weren't really moving. Now, there were lots of drunk guys, you familiar with Irish culture/celebration (sorry if I insulted anyone there), you know what I mean. So I was standing in the top left-hand corner as one of the lead flutes, and two drunk guys come up to me. One of them stands next to me doing a funny pose and the other takes a picture, all while I'm standing there playing my flute, keeping myself from going "F IS FOR FLAUTIST!!!" (like V is for Vendetta - joke between me and a few flute buddies) and bashing them on the head, while marking time.
Then, when we stop playing, everyone nearby looks at me and cracks up. My band teacher comes along and goes, "Haha, you'll always remember that. You know, sophomore year?" because it was my sophomore year in high school.