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I have been hearing about the mythical Chuck Norris in internet for almost 2 years, but I would like to know if anybody knew where and when all this started.

Chuck Norris was old news, he hasn't done anything in this decade and suddenly, people started talking about him again.

When, where and why did all this started?

I'm guessing...... 4chan?

You cal also add here your favorite Chuck Norris Facts.

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this more or less constitutes a history of chuck norris facts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris_jokes

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I watched the movie Dodgeball, he was a judge. The next thing you know...

xD I'm not sure if it relates though.

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this more or less constitutes a history of chuck norris facts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris_jokes


mmm....so it all started with Conan O'Brien, that sounds simple enough to be true.

The thing is that Conan O'Brien tells a lot of jokes, why would this joke in specific turn into a huge internet phenomenon?

BTW, my favorite fact: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.


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this more or less constitutes a history of chuck norris facts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris_jokes


mmm....so it all started with Conan O'Brien, that sounds simple enough to be true.

The thing is that Conan O'Brien tells a lot of jokes, why would this joke in specific turn into a huge internet phenomenon?

BTW, my favorite fact: When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

Conan did a lot of Chuck Norris jokes, and it's kind of a random, out of date topic. He even had clips from Walker Texas Ranger. It's definitely the kind of thing cult popularity is born from.

My favorite fact: Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling corn it needs to lie the fuck down.

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People invented the car to get away from Chuck Norris. Not to be out done, chuck Norris invented the carcrash to get back at them.

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Fact: If you and chuck norris both have a dollar, chuck norris has more money than you.

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people write their names in the snow with their piss.
chuck norris writes his name in the concrete.

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fact: when chuck norris enters a club, he instantly becomes the life of the party, an instance is the amount of time for chuck norris to kill 200 people.

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Honestly, I thought the WoW forums had started it all because I remember joking about Vin Disel being the Shaman representative before Conan had his whole Chuck phase. The paladins had elected Chuck Norris as there representative as a joke and it was huge on the forums for the longest time. I could be wrong but I remember that whole debate before the Conan thing. Also my favorite joke is Chuck Norris can speak braille. Although in my sig is a close second.

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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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I like this one alot.

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


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My favourite fact: Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Edit: Is it only me, or is this forum entering the 'Chuck Norris phase'?

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I recall Stealth disliking Chuck Norris jokes. <__<

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lol in the first week of moving in with my roommate in college we printed out a whole website of chuck norris facts and taped them to our dresser. They remained there the whole year until we went home for summer break.

My fav fact

Chuck Norris once ate two 20oz steaks in 15 minutes. He f***ked his waitress the first 12.

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