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Post #245824 - Reply to (#235948) by Dr. Love
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6:19 pm, Jan 6 2009
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Quote from Dr. Love
Random:
"Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research."
"Organized people are just too lazy to look for things."
"West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names."

"I always give 100% in school:
Monday: 11%
Tuesday: 26%
Wednesday: 49%
Thursday: 10%
Friday: 4%"

I'd so buy a t-shirt if it said those lol.

My favs are:
"One tequila two tequila three tequila floor."
"Your friendship means so much to me that...
When you cry...I cry.
When you laugh...I laugh.
When you jump out a window...I laugh some more. "

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Post #245846 - Reply to (#245800) by Scyfon
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Quote from Scyfon
Quote from Takiko
Quote from lightning90
"If i flipped this coin,
What are the chances
of me getting a head?"

yep, saw that on T-shirts.

Hmm, I 'm not totally sure if the meaning was just for sex (though it probably was), but I can think of at least 2 more meanings, but it might depend on the text and how it appears on the shirt.

No, I'm pretty sure it was just talking about sex...>_>

Well, probably, but with the way you spelled, "a head" there's possibly murder or something similar, or getting "a head" at work (or something like that), and just the "head" on a coin.

And on page 6 of this thread, the last poster on it gave a similar shirt to her ex-boyfriend. It's in the spoiler text. XD

Quote from true_grave_unit
(on Mar 12 2008)
I remember a guy wearing a shirt that says "colege"

Uhh, a typo for a t-shirt logo? eek laugh Is it suppose to be ironic like, "I don't need to shcool School to know how to spell."

Quote from Layhe
(on Mar 12 2008)
I had a "10 Commandments of a happy person" shirt. It was quite entertaining up to a point when I had to translate it to every single person I've met.
Oh and my favourite one, gotta buy this one next time I see it: "I'm Polish. NOT retarded."

You had to translate it? eek Was it actually in another language or people couldn't figure out what the commandments said?

And I have to wonder about that last one. Where does that resentment come from? sad

Quote from moca
(on Mar 12 2008) There's this site that has really funny ones.
"dyslexia i heart"
I love that shirt.
I only understood it until
I read the shirt several times.

I guess I'd have to see the shirt to see the entire humour in it, since I can't figure it out from your post. sad I probably won't ge that chance.

Quote from lynzajw
(on May 7 2008) Cookies: Mmmmm

Oh man, is that text ever small around the Cookies. eek laugh

Quote from twxm
(Jun 14 2008)
[Edited to [url=http://imgs.xkcd.com/store/imgs/witty_square_0.png]click here[/url]

"Maybe if this shirt is witty enough someone will finally love me"

Perhaps that close to summing up me, a bit. XD

[quote=Chizuwakamafa] (Jun 14 2008) I, like most people here, haven't the shirt I wish for....

"/Not a pedo"
[I don't think one like this exists...

(a piece of cake with a candle)
"The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie"

"Your skill in Reading has increased by one point"
(picture of an open book) [/quote]
Shouldn't it be just "Not a pedo" or "/me not a pedo"? I thinking the "/" is used for IRC (are there enough chatters to know that?).

The cake is something about birthdays and age? confused I think the last one has to be a reference to something like an online RPG?

Quote from meroko123
(Jun 14 2008) some of my favourite ones i have seen:

"Its a kilt. if i wore something under it, then it would be a skirt"
"chavs suck, innit"

1st one: eek I don't understand the second one.

Quote from Razril
(Jun 15 2008)
- "Alzheimer: The friendly disease. Meeting new people everyday!"

If you've watched the movie 50 First Dates, the Goldfield syndrome mentioned (and made) up would probably be more accurate. shy laugh And Ten-Second Tom that gets mentioned is even meeting more people by the second.

Quote from Slagathor
(Jun 15 2008)
and "2+2=5 (for especially large values of 2)"
also:
front "Schrödinger's cat is alive"
back "Schrödinger's cat is dead"

The last one was so geeky that the Answer.com explanation almost didn't register. What does the first one mean though? confused

Quote from Keel
(Jun 16 2008)
i have my black tee with a huge middle finger and txt on the bottom in really small letter saying "seriosly if your this close...just do it allready"

and my personal favorite"If you see the police WarnaBros." obviously in the warna Bros logo

But I have to wonder about the first shirt. Since almost have something more like male genitals would have been more accurate. But I guess this is a less crude way of saying it? laugh shy

The 2nd t-shirt has an image either before or after your post in the thread. XD

Quote from Niander
((Jun 16 2008)I like this one alot First one

and this one is kinda funny in a creepy way <.< Second one

I dont own any of them though sad

RPG/WoW reference in the first? How do you have time to have a baby then? wink laugh

And it's good that you don't own the second one, because it's self-made and I think it would drive some people away. I would drive me away from even talking to this person. If that's what he wanted, he's succeeded.

Quote from aeondesires
(Aug 19 2008)
And, well, where they say, "You are Dumb" in binary, so when someone sees it, they're like "what's this say?" and you're like "you are dumb!" and they're like, "no really, what DOES it say?" and you say "you are dumb!" and they just think you're being a jerk and leave. Heh.

I looked this up, and I'm surprised they realized it as text.
Was it a shirt like this

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/unisex/generic/38db/

or this?
http://www.thisnext.com/item/AFA98984/06759261/you-are-dumb-v1-0?utm_source=Yahoo%20SSP& utm_medium=CPC&utm_campaign=2009-01-04&utm_c ontent=(item)

The second one looks like it's from the Maxtrix, and I don't even really recognize it as text or #s from the store photo.

Quote from alexpwnsjoo
(Aug 19 2008)

"They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken" <3

Wow, you're female and you wear this? eek If a guy wore this, I expect that he shouldn't expect any good female company when he did.

Quote from silverhair
(Aug 22 2008)

Two chipmunks are tossing a nut between them and another chipmunk further along the branch is looking down and the shirt says "Its all fun until someone loses a nut".

Chipmunk holding a stick "Protect your nuts"

LOL laugh I find the second one funnier. XD

Quote from xShatteredSoulx
(Oct 19 2008) "Tell your boobs to quit looking at my eyes."

I'm a girl and I find that terribly amusing.

Shouldn't the shirt be for a guy? Guy shouldn't have boobs.

17 replies shy laugh (with 1 stupid message quote that didn't work mad laugh )

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There was a simple black shirt with the word "nüts" on it in white. If you pronounce it right it reads funny. (Nuuts... I dunno how to write pronunciations)... It was funnier if you were there.

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7:32 pm, Jan 6 2009
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I had a back shirt with white letters made that said:

"Please
Tell your
BOOBS
to stop
Staring at
my eyes!
thank you"

i really get good laughs from everyone who reads it.
i love the shirt cuz its also a great conversation starter with girls.

LOL

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This one:
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Post #245883 - Reply to (#245792) by Takiko
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Quote from Takiko
Quote from IMustBeInsane
"When I was your age, Pluto was a planet."

Other than the philosopher (which Plato, I think...) and Pluto that is Mickey Mouse's dog, what other Pluto is there?


The original Pluto was the Roman God of the Underworld. So, since most planets are named after gods, when they discovered a 9th planet, it became Pluto as well. Except, they took away Pluto's official planet status August of 06. Thus, the T-shirt.

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"I see dead people"

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pretty much every t-shirt on this website http://store.theonion.com/t-shirts-c-11.html

Post #289626 - Reply to (#192901) by alexpwnsjoo
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cutest thing ever =)


I feel unbelievably stupid that it took me more than 30 seconds to understand the joke no

lol, it also took me that long. I kept repeating it until I got it

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one shirt i liked the most would be:

"first one to puke drives"

and another one is:
"You Tube myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo!"

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"Don't drink and derive"

"There's nothing to fear but fear itself, and spiders"

"The police never think it's as funny as you do"

"Sex panther, 60% of the time it works every time"

"I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"

and many, many others.

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"I ran out of sick days, so I called in dead."
saw it today at wal mart laugh

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There's some really good ones here:
http://www.snorgtees.com/

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Current favorite shirt phrase:

"Paddle faster. I hear banjos."

If you don't get it, I'm not helping you understand. =P

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I like the old school "I'm with Stupid" =P

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