Hahah 'nough said
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Worst/Best pick up line you have ever heard/read/tried
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Jigsaw Puzzle
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7:20 am, Jul 2 2008
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"Can I read your T-shirt in braille?"
Hahah 'nough said
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10:29 am, Jul 2 2008
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This one is cute...sortakindamaybe.
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Fine, I just liked the stuffed animal reference.
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
Fine, I just liked the stuffed animal reference.
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3:21 am, Jul 3 2008
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Has anyone actually used any of the lines stated here? Just curious.... coz I don't remember using a pick-up line, ever. Always thought it was only done in movies coz it's way too cheesy to be said in real life.
I've used 'em only for a laugh, not to impress. Has worked too.
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1:28 pm, Aug 13 2008
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You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?
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Quote from arccan_mettur
You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?
Would only make sense if your a baboon, as they actually have a bone in their penis
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2:48 pm, Aug 13 2008
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2:48 pm, Aug 13 2008
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Quote from CatzCradle
"Hey baby, did it hurt....when you fell from heaven?"
This is the one the school counselor taught the whole class:
This is the one the school counselor taught the whole class:
The version of that that i know is basically the same but you add because your awfully purdy (pretty) at the end
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4:58 pm, Aug 13 2008
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Quote from Rob1988
Quote from arccan_mettur
You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?
Would only make sense if your a baboon, as they actually have a bone in their penis
Have you heard of the slang term "boner"?
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I've heard the polar bear one before too. XD but I use it whenever there's an awkward silence, not to pick people up.
my favorites are probably:
are you tired? because you've been running around my head all night.
is it hot in here.. or is that just you?
do you have a map? because I'm lost in your eyes.
if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.
you're like a dictionary.. you add meaning to my life.
do you have any raisins? how about a date?
do you know CPR? because you just took my breath away.
EDIT... forgot one. =p
"good thing I brought my library card because I'm checking you out!"
Last edited by pearlized at 6:20 pm, Aug 13 2008
my favorites are probably:
are you tired? because you've been running around my head all night.
is it hot in here.. or is that just you?
do you have a map? because I'm lost in your eyes.
if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.
you're like a dictionary.. you add meaning to my life.
do you have any raisins? how about a date?
do you know CPR? because you just took my breath away.
EDIT... forgot one. =p
"good thing I brought my library card because I'm checking you out!"
Last edited by pearlized at 6:20 pm, Aug 13 2008
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6:21 pm, Aug 13 2008
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*uses index finger to call girl over* "I made you come with one finger, imagine if i used my whole hand." < AMAZING
"Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap, and lets talk about the first thing that pops up"
"Why don't you come over here and sit on my lap, and lets talk about the first thing that pops up"
Sinon
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12:17 am, Aug 14 2008
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Quote from arccan_mettur
Quote from Rob1988
Quote from arccan_mettur
You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?
Would only make sense if your a baboon, as they actually have a bone in their penis
Have you heard of the slang term "boner"?
Have you heard of the slang term "joke" maybe even "sarcasm"?
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12:49 am, Aug 14 2008
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Quote from Rob1988
Quote from arccan_mettur
Quote from Rob1988
Quote from arccan_mettur
You have 206 bones in your body. Want another one?
Would only make sense if your a baboon, as they actually have a bone in their penis
Have you heard of the slang term "boner"?
Have you heard of the slang term "joke" maybe even "sarcasm"?
Whoops. Forgot to pay attention to the little faces
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7:01 pm, Aug 14 2008
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If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Thank for that, strange stranger. I thank you.
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Thank for that, strange stranger. I thank you.
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Quote from Dubby
My software just turned hardware cause of you.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass by again?
Those two are my favourites
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I think that cupid one might work on me, it's so cute! XD It sounds like an invitation to touch your ass though...
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"You make me feel like a squirrel. I want to pile my nuts up against you."
That one is so sick yet hilarious Quote from twxm
I used to know a bunch of joke pickup lines, but the only one I can remember now is "Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
Bad, bad, bad and yet I lol'd ________________
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Uhh I heard a weird yet funny one in a movie:
"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"
and another weirder one
"I like your clothes, but they'll look better on my bedroom floor."
the one I hate the most...
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?"
and another weirder one
"I like your clothes, but they'll look better on my bedroom floor."
the one I hate the most...
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
