Ahh. This happened this morning;
I was microwaving this bun for 50 seconds but I accidentally clicked 50 minutes without realizing it...well, let's just say I was hungry for the afternoon. xD

Lighting firecracker while holding it. Luckily I didn't blow off my finger.

Heating animal in microwave. I know, its animal abuse and I did it to a cat and a hen. That hen died after a few hours and the cat somehow survive. Not too long, just a few second. It just out of curiosity when my parent bought a new microwave and I wanted to try heat things other than food. And I also did it to a mouse and fish in a small tank. Both of them died cause I heat them in about 2 minutes.

Last edited by Zedman at 1:57 pm, Feb 9 2009

Please tell me that's a joke...

First of thats just disturbing putting animals in a microwave. Anyways...

Searched frantically for my military id for half an hour before realizing it was in my pocket.

Aimed in on another marine jokingly with a nerf gun and didn't realize he had an air soft pistol on hand.

Fell asleep at the position of attention while my drill instructor was giving a class (fun consequences there).

Tried to make toast with peanut butter on it but putting peanut butter on the bread then putting it in the toaster (was little cut me some slack).

Tried to roll down some steps (marble steps in fact. Bit of trauma is good for a three year old).



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I'm with you on that, Ama.

Nope, its not. That is why it is the dumbest thing I ever did. Like the saying, curiosity killed the cat but in my case, the cat live.

Last edited by Zedman at 2:00 pm, Feb 9 2009

I have done plenty of stupid things in my life (who hasn't?). I'm sure everyone has done these some point in time:

I have replied to people who I thought were talking to me (but weren't).

I have talked to myself in pubic (thinking no one was looking)

When I was a kid, I was pretty smart in the sense that I knew what was considered "a dumb thing to do". That's why I had my little brother and sister do it for me so I could watch (like doing a Mary Poppins down the stairs)

And the classic "wave to someone who you thought was waving to you, but it was actually the person behind you" and oh sooooo many more But I don't think I can top the microwave thing, even if I were to give it my best.

Last edited by dezin19 at 9:43 pm, Jul 18 2008

Same here.

Esp the last one.

who hasn't done that? =D It's embarrassing. I remember looking 15 minutes for my earphones that were just on my bed.

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Me and my friend folding up $100 dollar bills into airplanes and throwing them around work. It's the dumbest thing I can think of right now. We were really bored and the boss would have been extremely pissed if we had lost one....

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Stupidest thing I ever did: I was around 8 and it was after a rain, so I took a squirt bottle and squirted above the heads of people passing by on the street to try to make them think it was still raining. Then I accidentally aimed too low and squirted some guy in the side, he turned up to yell at me and I hid next to the window, but he could obviously still see me. Anyway, what makes me feel even stupider in retrospect is that for a while I was actually scared the guy would try to come and find me.

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another dumb thing i did was...in my spanish class...we were playin a vocab game wit teams and i was goin against another student and i knew the answer but choose the wrong one...and i was pissed at myself and so i sweared in class...i said the F word oout loud....but didnt get in trouble tho

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Last edited by azeria at 12:45 am, May 7 2023

The normal dumb things I do: Walk into lamp posts/ pillars, wave to ppl who i THOUGHT were waving to me, try to cook fish fingers in the microwave for 10 mins and ended up burning a hole through the plastic cover... e.t.c.

One especially dumb thing I did... this is what happened
Guy friend: Hey, do you want to go out with me this Valentines?
Me (Not really processing what he said): Erm... ok.
Him: I was joking! (turns to another guy friend, laughing) She actually said yes! ahaha!!!
Me (in my mind): OMG what did I just do??! ?!? !! I want to kill him!!!

That's SOOO mean! I remember one time I called the principal a fat bastard when I got in trouble. That got me suspended. It was worth it though. lol