whats the most embarrassing moment of your life. no holding back, please dont judge me on this it could have happened to anyone.

when i was 13 i went on a school field trip to knotts berry farm, as soon as i arrived i ate a burger and got on silver bullet like 13 times cause it was empty with no lines. but accelerator had a huge line and after waiting like 15 mins me and my buddy were about half way to the front. I began to feel ill and got a stomach ache and had to go to the bathroom but i decided to hold it. as we were like 6th in line holding it in seemed to work until i felt something warm dripping down my leg, turns out burger i ate got me sick. i began to drip diarrhea and as soon as i noticed i began to push my way through the line of people trying to get to the exit a trail of dripping shit following the way like bread crumbs. also i was wearing shorts so u could see a brown streak down my leg, when i got to the bathroom i went and it was bad. when i was done i realized i had to go again and again after that. worried i would begin to drip again i shoved lots of toilet paper in my boxer and headed to were the teachers were to tell them i was sick. accelerator is at the opposite side of the entrance so it was a long way to go. as i was making my way down i saw people were staring at me not noticing that i had a 5 foot trail of toilet paper coming out of my short pant leg when o finally noticed i ran to the next nearest bathroom which was empty when i entered and as i took out the paper i had to go again but on Que the moment i sat down a rush of people came in and heard the very VERY loud sounds my lower half was making. soon thier was a 6 person line waiting to use my stall and i was in thier for like 20 mins just trying to get rid of all of the crap in my system. the guys out side grew impatient and began to bang on the door and scream at me to hurry up and when i finally felt i had finished and i flushed lord behold i clogged the toilet, I took off as fast as i could before the overspill started but just as the door closed behind me I heard the guy who was waiting 20 mins for me Scream out long chain of cuss words all directed at me. so thier i was crap stained underwear wet and moist, i smelled bad and it was only 11am and we didnt leave until 8pm so i layed down on a bench stomach down for 9 hours before we got back on the bus and went home. It however didnt end thier, when i used the toilet the 1st time i didnt have time to put a cover, it seems i cut my but on something thier cause i got infect with a strange bacteria that made me grow craters or sores on my ass that bleed when i sit down. they lasted for 2 months. i have yet to go to any amusement park since then and have not used public toilest since then either.

"hello i am Edward Newgate... AND I AM FUCKING WHITEBEARD!!"

well it was when my mom walked in on me watching porn and shaking my sausage......she was supposed to be at work.....but she took leave due to head ache and rest is 2 hours of mindless lecture by dad on sex ........i was 17 😛

best shonen manga couples :

shinichi X ran
natsu X erza
ippo X kumi
naruto X gaara

i dont really have anything that could make the chart but my friend does. he accidentally got a boner while looking at our 56 year old teacher...never lived it down...

Lol, made my night. Sorry to laugh, but their is something curiously funny about other's embrassment. Anyhow I remember in elementry I peed my pants during a school trip and a teacher splashed water on his pants to make us match and make me feel better... Though when I think about it might accually be a movie scene, in which case I will be upset.

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-Ginen Shounen

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-D.Gray-man

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