Funny Things
18 years ago
Posts: 4764
"Funny things that happened/been told to you, or you just saw(I guess that also means that it happened to you..)"
Well, I like fun, and laughing and I like remembering funny stuff that happened to me, for example, my relitives. Funny things happen when they get drunk. Dirty jokes are told, silly stuff are done..
I can tell you a few of mine -
Many of those funny incidents take place at the beach: (I even made a video on my cell with this one)
So, this one time, my family and relitives went to the beach to make food on fire and chat (gossip for the elder.. 🤣 ) .
Later, when we were stuffed with food and drunk (I guess except of me.. I never get drunk), my uncle began goofing around and started annoying his wife while she was smoking on a beach chear (the once you need to pull in order to open), he started kissing her, and wobling on her, so she started yelling at him.
He sarted messing with the chear and made it loose its shape, he tried fixing it, but it didn't work and he just kept tring and wobling and my aunt strated yelling again and calling him names (really nasty ones in russin).
You need to see this to understand how funny it was.. oh.. so funny
🤣
And another time (also at the beach, when I was 13), my cousin's husband asked me" "do you know what a "ball" in english means? I said: yeah, of course" So than he asked me : "do you know what else it means?" I gigled and said I did 🤣
Damn, my relitives are perverted.. 🤢
So, please share some funny stories from your life^^
Don't you like a good laugh? 🤣 😃
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18 years ago
Posts: 145
When I was walking with my cousin and friend, both of them tripped me (on purpose) at the same time!!! I fell flat on my face... It was in the entrance of Costco, so the floor was all smooth and hard 😢
18 years ago
Posts: 131
xD oh, man... I remember messing with my sister's head one time
she was eating this shrimp, but she didn't want to eat the head [we cut it off already, but still... who am i to pass up a chance to mess with her head?]
I kept changing my answer and saying that she was eating the head no matter which side she started to eat at, so at the end she bit the side with the neck
I told her that she was holding the tail, and that I wasn't kidding this time
she said she knows, so I asked her which side did she just bite
Her reply?
"The head... turns away ...ew."
Man, it was priceless.
Love is so bad.


