Never any all-too-serious injuries (ripped miniscus?) but I do remember 3 painfull ones:

1. Once I got burned pretty bad in the face. (Skiing without sun-protection on a gletsjer anyone?). Didn't hurt all that much.. untill I got a shitload a salt in the face ~~ argh that hurted so much realy and I couldn't find any water ! ( snow doesn't get it off 🙁 )

2. Cracked a bone in my foot one evening ~ didn't feel it. Next morning I tried getting outta bed and just fell to the floor screaming with a big-ass-swollen-foot.

3. I jumped over something with my torso first. When my torso was over I pulled my legs in asap, but my left knee hit a shorp corner. Damn that hurt ~ the wound was nearly till the bone :s

PS: Arent there some EMO dudes here 😀 They could just keep a long in this thread of their recent cuts & slashes 😛 J/K

Worse injury ever? That would be all the ones I recieved from one of my car accidents. Laceration to the face. Was split straight to the skull from the top of my forehead to the top of my upper lip. Shatter cheekbones, broken jaw, fractured verterbrates, broken ribs, shattered kneecap, some internal bleeding and a number of other things. Needless to say, I was a flippin mess from head to toe. But, a few months in the hospital and plastic and reconstructive surgery works flippin wonders.

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

I got a knife stuck perpendiculary in my hand, it reached the bone (i was 5 at the moment) so i give you an advise, don't try catching flying knife it doesn't work like in movies^^

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an iron fell on my hand, i knocked it off the ironing board while crawling under it .i don't recall much but i was told when my older sister pulled the iron off my hand my skin stuck to it sorta like cheese on a pizza XD

last week at a LAN in a mates garage while perfecting some russian dance moves i had seen on youtube i hurt my leg and it feels really weird i am seeing a doctor tomorrow T__T

i really want to do some running and shuffling but i can t ...

oh man, just remembering makes me cringe. i have broken my wrist, but that was nothing to dislocating my shoulder. i pulled it down, out of the socket. and because of where i was at that time, it was two very long horrid hours before i could get to the hospital, where they had to put me under to pop my shoulder back in. 🤢

oh, and to top it off, it was my dominant arm, my right, so i was all strung up to keep my arm in place, but both my parents had to leave right after they brought me home and my brother was gone! it tops one of the worst times in my life!

when i was 3/4 i hit my little toe so hard against a rock that the nail flew off.
at 5/6 fell flat on my face/ mouth raised my head just enough too see my two front teeth go rolling on the gravel( bled like crazy scared the bejeezes out of my aunt who was therear the moment)
at 8 fell down got a fairly deep cut just about my right eyebrow and like most head injuries it didn't hurt that much butbled like crazy to the front of my clothes the ground my grandma came running out of the kitchen barely got a heart attack
don't remember the ages but burnt the top off of two fingers with fireworks yup nothing like driving at 3 o'clock on new years to the emergency centre

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I never got a broken bone or a serious injury!!!

I guess the worst one are with kitchen knife, hmmmm... maybe that's the reason why I don't like to cook 🤢

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The only serious injury I have had was during a football game my junior year in high school. Someone hit the side of my leg right at the knee as they were falling. Ripped the meniscus and tore my acl. Hurt like hell but we won the game so its all good 🙂

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i stepped on a rusty nail and it pierced my right foot. I remember the nail was more than an inch long.

I went rollerskating for the first time when i was 12-ish, and i fell on my hand, bending it completely backwards. It popped right back to normal though.

I was riding a bike near a park and then a white car backed up really fast and hits me dead on. I went flying, (seeing everything in slow motion) and I scraped my face. I was so damn lucky, i got injured on my upperlip (it didn't even affect my nose, which surprised me.) The bad thing is that, when my mouth is in a normal closed position, (like, not smiling or contorted), my mouth doesnt close completely, there is like a part of the upper lip that doesnt touch my bottom lip because the lip healed it higher? get the visual? But it looks normal enough to not be noticable.

Jeez beat me to the topic and this is going to be a long list.

18 Stab wounds in the torso.

2 gunshot wound (leg and torso)

Broken arm

Broken ribs (3)

42 Scars from some things. (mostly on my torso and arms)

1 third digree burn (foot)

Broken skull plate

Hit by two cars (XD Ironic isn't it)

Broken thumb.

Broken jaw.

8 slashes from another knife weilding punk.

Stabbed with a razor blade by a F****** NUN.

Dislocated shoulder

Nut checked 35 times at least.>Peppered Sprayed (and some mace)

fell 20 feet off a house 🤢

Slapped in the face and called a pervert many times ("like 150 times" 😉 .

and many more...

  😢 

i guess i am lucky since i don't have any scars on me. i just sometimes get bruises after i got really drunk. that is all.

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Jeez beat me to the topic and this is going to be a long list.

18 Stab wounds in the torso.

2 gunshot wound (leg and torso)

Broken arm

Broken ribs (3)

42 Scars from some things.

1 third digree burn (foot)

Broken shull plate

Hit by two cars (XD Ironic isn't it)

Broken thumb.

Broken jaw.

8 slashes from another knife weilding punk.

and many more...

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Whoa...

What the hell happened to you in order for you to get all of that?

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Jeez beat me to the topic and this is going to be a long list.

18 Stab wounds in the torso.

2 gunshot wound (leg and torso)

Broken arm

Broken ribs (3)

42 Scars from some things.

1 third digree burn (foot)

Broken shull plate

Hit by two cars (XD Ironic isn't it)

Broken thumb.

Broken jaw.

8 slashes from another knife weilding punk.

and many more...

  😢      

Whoa...

What the hell happened to you in order for you to get all of that?

Agree O___o
I bet all of them leave scars on your body. How old are the wounds?

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Jeez beat me to the topic and this is going to be a long list.

18 Stab wounds in the torso.

2 gunshot wound (leg and torso)

Broken arm

Broken ribs (3)

42 Scars from some things.

1 third digree burn (foot)

Broken shull plate

Hit by two cars (XD Ironic isn't it)

Broken thumb.

Broken jaw.

8 slashes from another knife weilding punk.

and many more...

   😢       

Whoa...

What the hell happened to you in order for you to get all of that?

Mostly fights and the 3rd D burn that I got from steping in the camp fires coals.

Agree O___o
I bet all of them leave scars on your body. How old are the wounds

The oldest one is the burn that happend when I was a kid years ago the newest being the second car XD.

Are you a mobster or something?