I will still stand you. ^_^
I do not use cars because
muscle power can do the thing.

hmm.. i dont get that situation, bcuz if ppl already take the courage to ask me something, they do that with puppy eyes and alot of "but masha you r soooooooo awesome".. it only works for males tho, and usually goes like that


"mashaaa/mashoosh/mash-mash, my sweetheaaaart/sis/cutie *puppy eyes*"
"... wot?"
"gimme money/bite of your sandwitch/some of your drink/tools *puppy eyeeeees*"
"no."
"pleaassseee, pls pls.. i love you so much *puppy eyes*"
"uh-uh."
"nuuuuuu.. mashiiii, puh-leeeessseee"
"fuck off"
"pls-pls-pls pretty pls~♥♥♥ *extreme puppy eyes*"
"..... no....?"
"puuuuuuuuppyyyyyyy eyesssssss♥♥♥" too cute to resist
"gya, ok, but i want it back"
"I LOVE YOU!!!♥ ill give you back with interest!! your awesome!!"
"..."
defeat.
i never get my money back, but those puppy's get me every time... *sigh*...

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Just turn the hallway into a carnage and only puppy
eyeballs remain.

I hate puppy eyes. They never work on me. But it works when I do them


Wonderful <3 Please stay on the side walk, and don't stand too close to the road when you're waiting for the lights to turn green. My car will turn horribly close to the curb.

HAH! ur not in my school.... pupy eyes work like magic when they come from the hottest guys in the whole fricken CITY... those morons can be models, i tell you, models. and ALLLL of them know me personally, cuz i was in the popular class as freshman. a.k.a, all the hot guys in the school were in MY class. ALL of them.
and from way back then, they took advantage of me with stuff like that.
if a hot-hot-super hot guy would come to you with a charming smile, puppy eyes and a load of sucking-up cram from his mouth, and look at you as if he is a starving kitten, what would YOU do?....

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Kick his face with the bottom of my iron shoe.

exchange the word "guy" to "girl" from whatever i said, and youll get my point.

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Oh, in that case I shall use my platinum gauntlet.

oh nooo. I get mad. Because it feels like they're using me. I can't stand being used.

If, however, they talk in financial terms or how they'd pay me back in the future (doesn't have to be money...), I will accept.

well, im weak hearted against those kinds of attacks... luckily, most ppl r just too scared to beg me for stuff, so its only the really brave ones....

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Your avatar, signature, name and the fact that you like inumimi guys does not convince me.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

lol....
*cough**COUGH**sigh*.. hihi....
where i come from, when someone asks to "borrow" money he usually means "gimme some change that u will not see again in this life" asking the money back considers a crime.... but well, most of the time i have the right to have half of what they bought (omigod, an inderect KISS!!!)..
return.. ha ha...

aww really? well, what if mention the fact that my appearance is made of a steady combination of black and jeans, i have the glares of a security guard (ive been told that i should apply for a job) and i have a long history of beating guys up, or throwing them in the air (well ONCE, but the dork called me maria..), plus, in 8th grade i beat half of the guys in my class in a power contest..
ooooh, and we shouldnt forget my n2 sniper in all school records.. and grand winner of class contest (the commander of the army prepare sniping club in my city practicall BEGGED me to join them, and the instructors nearly fainted..)
so.. i can be scary if not faced puppy eyes...

oh, and did i mention the fact that i have an ego the size of a large planet, and im leading a bunch of hoodlums as their director? (think yakuza, tho im weak against them as well, they r soooo cute towards me cuz they ALWAYS need something...)

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I get the "lunch lady" thing.

hmpf, nah its just that i got beyound the point of the need to prove myself as a dangerous person, and since the rumor kept on rolling, most ppl have the feeling that if they even dare totry something, they will be found in the mountains 25 years later... its quite useful.
and then... there r the cute guys and my teammates that know my soft side...
and of course there are my friends, the ones who hug, pet, and cling to me (older males) and know that they wont be hurt after pissing me off bcuz of their "kyaa, pissed masha is soooo cute!!♥ *huuuugggg*"

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Well, at least I can ask you stuff.