Bash.org is a site, where people submit all kind of funny quotes. xD And I wanted to dedicate this thread to that. So if you found a funny quote there, or hell if you just had a 'hilarious' moment on IRC or any other kind of instant messaging program, then just put it up here. 😀

This is one my favorites:

*" get up
get on up
get up
get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE

• nmp3bot dances =D -<
• nmp3bot dances =D |-<
• nmp3bot dances =D /-<
  I'm going to become rich and famous after I invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet."*

This could be applied to some people. xD

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This was posted in the quotes thread. xD

Polite bump.

This thread hasn't gotten much love, at all. T__T

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wow, well over a year and 3 posts (now 4) in all that time, must be some kind of record.

on another note, this is one of my favorite bash quotes

Quote from DragonflyBlade21:

A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired.

It's funny because it's true.

Do but despise reason and science,
The highest of all human gifts -
Then you have surrendered to the Devil
And must surely perish. - J.W. von Goethe

Quote from Dr. Love

This thread hasn't gotten much love, at all. T__T

That's probably because most of the greatest quotes are 18+.

I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

http://www.bash.org/?761414
http://www.bash.org/?457037

[color=green]"Officially, this machine doesn't exist, you didn't get it from me,
and I don't know you. Make sure it doesn't leave the building."[/color]

" I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up."

Haha Oh Wow.

Some interesting quotes up there.

^ lol~ I had just read that one and was going to post it...XD

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<@Chin^> My sister caught me jacking off the other week and calls me a pervert
<@Chin^> just the other day i walked into my room and caught my sister masturbating
<@Chin^> So she calls me a pervert again?!?
<@Chin^> there is no justice in the world...

The one quote I hold most dearly to my heart...

...well...from bash.org that is >_>

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Everyday I'm tumblin'

oh man
I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
and it exploded
ALMOST all over my keyboard
but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
:<

d-_-b
how u make that inverted b?
wait
never mind

<VolteFace> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it <peng> ... <peng> what? <VolteFace> oh shit
<VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit

Dos más

http://www.bash.org/?287414

http://www.bash.org/?608100

[color=green]"Officially, this machine doesn't exist, you didn't get it from me,
and I don't know you. Make sure it doesn't leave the building."[/color]

Quote from Toto

Quote from Dr. Love

This thread hasn't gotten much love, at all. T__T

That's probably because most of the greatest quotes are 18+.

That, and all the good ones are on this page, so there is really no point in re-posting them.

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i like stalked this girl sorta 😀
like once she asked me for a ride home from work
and i took her home... i dropped her off at her house
and shes like... wait a minute..how did you know where i lived?

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• Spoon casts Wall of Silence
  *** Spoon sets mode: +m
  why?
  Because exo went insane
  no, he just brought his insanity up to another level
• Sentinel checks..
  *** Sentinel sets mode: -m
  THERE'S BUTTER ON MY FACE!
  *** Sentinel sets mode: +m

Some dude tried to break in last night at like 2am, but I was on the comp and it's like right beside the window so I heard the faggot.
Anyways, I grabbed the folding chair and as soon as he was like halfway through I beat the fucking shit out of him.
So he's laying here unconscious and I call the cops. Once they get here, they search him and look at what he fucking had:
8 track tape (unlabeled), Flashlight (no batteries), Half eaten box of Fig Newtons, Measuring tape, Instructions to "Monopoly."
Dude, you fucking killed McGuyver!

Brad do you have any issues with " burn in " on your plasma?
nope
kool
How well does it handle blacks
I have it bolted to the wall, so they can't really take it without some serious work

I found all of these very amusing 🤣

Do not feed the trolls
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hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
********* see!
hunter2
doesnt look like stars to me
*******
thats what I see
oh, really?
Absolutely
you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
haha, does that look funny to you?
lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
awesome!
wait, how do you know my pw?
er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
oh, ok.

my girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed
ouch.
yeah.i sent them to her dad

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