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Anyone heard of this upcoming movie?? I'm extremely excited about it. If you haven't, it's a spoof on Twilight with other spoofs of other things (Alice in Wonderland, Jersey Shore, etc). The character names are pretty hilarious, too. 🤣
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15 years ago
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I think my gf is gonna find this hilarious....just sent her the link. 😀

15 years ago
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I like how Bella's face turned into a Big Mac. 🤣
Dunno if I'll got watch it...

15 years ago
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I can't breath! It looks so stupid, but I couldn't stop laughing. I have to see it.
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15 years ago
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yes, in both senses of the word
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15 years ago
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thank god someone is making that movie!!! 🤣

15 years ago
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I actually already have DLed it.
there are some funny parts but overall I wouldn't have paid money to see it.
The character names are not that different from the originals
Spoof = Original + funny quote from spoof
Edward Sullen = Edward Cullen "Oh a lucky penny"
Becka = Bella "that's cool ...most guys aren't into that"
Jacob White = Jacob Black "My contract says I have to, every ten minutes of screen time"
Alex Sullen = Emmett Cullen "N/A"
Roseline Sullen = Rosalie Cullen "N/A"
Iris Sullen = Alice Cullen "It's coming early this month
Jeremiah Sullen = Jasper Cullen "N/A"
Eden Sullen = Esme Cullen "finger food?"
Carlton Sullen = Dr.Cullen? "We have no souls and we walk the earth with an unquenchable thirst for blood"
Rick = Mike "Damn girl you look Bored and Frigid"
Jennifer = Jessica "Hi my name is Jennifer I'll pretend to be your BFF but if you touch Rick's wang ...I'll cut you!"
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15 years ago
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I watched it online~
Not very worth it in theatres like the above poster said.
But really, I enjoyed it more than the actual Twilight series. 🤣
15 years ago
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After sitting through part of 'Meet the Spartans', I decided that I'd never be tricked into watching another one of these spoof films again...

15 years ago
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Definitely gonna watch it online 🤨
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15 years ago
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im so looking forward to it!! i want to watch it on cinema but i dont have the time.. 😢
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15 years ago
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lol i wanna watch it 🤣

15 years ago
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These spoof movies are always lame.
Always
No one gives a shit what trite garbage you write here.