Bayonetta
15 years ago
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I beat the game last night, so let us talk about this awesome game, with all of the' awesomness it possesses. 😎
This is basically one of the best action games ever. The only problems with it is that sometimes the camera will mess up when you're fighting, and the quick-time events. But the good thing is that there are tons of checkpoints, so if you're fighting a boss with 3-7 bars of health and you die, it'll load at the time that you took down one of the health bars (And it also does that when you encounter a quick-time event that you mess up on).
Overall, I'd give this game a 9/10.
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15 years ago
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I'd give it 8/10 on character design alone 🤣
The loli brings down the rating. She looked so...weird.
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Riddle me this.
Is it exactly like Devil May Cry, or Ninja Gaiden?
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Riddle me this.
Is it exactly like Devil May Cry, or Ninja Gaiden?
Like DMC...
But with beeeeeeeeewbs~ <3
15 years ago
Posts: 367
You know playboy is doing a vote for who is the sexiest bayonetta...
Heres the article the link is at the bottom, not safe for work!
I also saw parts of the game in which she does surprisingly seductive poses and turns naked only to finish off the bosses. I think the most seductive part is her British ascent, god I love her ascent!
Got the game for PS3 have yet to played it since I have exams on monday till wednesday so I won't be playing it till then. ^^
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Member15 years ago
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Played the Demo.
It's JUST like DMC.
But with boobs and hungry demon clothing.
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15 years ago
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@Noobsrus.
I hope you mean accent. Not to be nitpicky or anything.
Anyway. I can't comment too much on the game as I only played the demo, but when I played it I had this incredible sense of 'meh'.
Just as Calibre said, it's just like DMC. And I've never been a big fan of DMC.
Ninja Gaiden was brutally awesome though. If someone made a game like that with more boobs, I'd buy it in a heartbeat.
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15 years ago
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@Noobsrus.
I hope you mean accent. Not to be nitpicky or anything.Anyway. I can't comment too much on the game as I only played the demo, but when I played it I had this incredible sense of 'meh'.
Just as Calibre said, it's just like DMC. And I've never been a big fan of DMC.
Ninja Gaiden was brutally awesome though. If someone made a game like that with more boobs, I'd buy it in a heartbeat.(huzzah, 300 posts)
Haha, thank you I have been spelling it wrong this whole time. Hopefully this will make me spell it correctly next time 😛
I thought the CIA operative in Ninja Gaiden 2 had as Yahtzee describes it "A cleavage you can lose your dog in." If that is not enough tits then I wonder what is.
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15 years ago
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Bayonetta = DMC, but fun.
Not Problems: The story and characters are fun and interesting, unlike in DMC, the action and cutscenes are properly over-the-top unlike in DMC where it was peppered with a 'hardcore' attitude that was just a little bit too serious, Dodging and Witch Time are extremely satisfying to pull off, the combos and fighting are really fun if you bother to work at it.
Problems: Quick-time events during in-battle cutscenes that result in insta-death and ruin your score, too much required reading if you want to get a coherent story, camera sucks, too much hidden content, the film-style cutscenes without facial movement are a bit too frequent, little encouragement to do much of anything but smash face buttons with a liberal splash of witch time when on default difficulty.
and of course, you can never get enough of FLY ME TO THE MOON AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS~
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