For most of us, reading yaoi is a big secret. It's a taboo.
so, in the worst case senario when my parents or friends find my yaoi stash, and we either have acward life or they want to come in for "a talk"

What should i do? what kind of excuse? how can i make myself not look like some girl-gay??
For men, it may be embarrising and wrong, but most parents blame it as stage of their life. does this work on girls too? because girls reading porn isn't as common.
What if your parents are homophobia and they think i have gender identity disorder or something?
What about freak religious parents who want to send you to "reformation camp" now?

Blame it on hormones?
Balme it on "japanses culture?"
Blame it on "oh my friend rent that to me, i haven't read it yet either" (although i doubt this works, they might want to believe it.)

how did you deal with it?

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