Thant my father has a darker secret that any of mine ¬¬

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I learned that.............
It is Mams's Birthday, I think?

...that a person I know doesn't trust me completely yet. 🙁

I learned that...
I cant explain what I learned
It was very sad though 🙁
I cried to.

That polar bears and grizzlies are crossbreeding into a hybrid that's being given lame names. o__o;

...a nice person can transform into a beast when behind the wheel.

I was in a car with my boss, and she used so many "word-enhancing" vocabs that it was shocking. 🤣
Everyone that drove slower than her was automatically a jackass. XD I found it amusing.

That cooked corn on the cob can make the fridge and freezer smell like spoiled milk.

[color=green]"Officially, this machine doesn't exist, you didn't get it from me,
and I don't know you. Make sure it doesn't leave the building."[/color]

That it's better to elope!
Screw all this wedding invitations, wedding decorations, wedding favors, and all the other crap that goes with it... Vegas and Elvis baby!

If it weren't for the gutter, my mind would be homeless.

Quote from jinx_you

That it's better to elope!
Screw all this wedding invitations, wedding decorations, wedding favors, and all the other crap that goes with it... Vegas and Elvis baby!

I totally agree with this (though I didn't get to Vegas). =)

Today I learned that it's really FUN to write good sex scenes. 😀

If you've ever thought or said "Nice Guys finish last" and really meant it, then you should probably read this LJ post by DivaLion. It's incredibly insightful whether you're male or female.

From a bumper sticker I like:
"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

Sleeping with your hoodie over your head is really comfy and warm... but you'll wake up with a strange hair style.

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[color=green]"Officially, this machine doesn't exist, you didn't get it from me,
and I don't know you. Make sure it doesn't leave the building."[/color]

Don't try to argue with a Christian about whether or not God exists.

Seriously. My mother is a Christian, and she tried, for an hour and a half, to convince me about the existence of a God. Our questions were answered by other questions. It just wouldn't stop. Eventually, she stopped trying to convert me. But it was utterly annoying to have someone push their view on you. Religion related or not.

Quote from eccentrrick

Don't try to argue with a Christian about whether or not God exists.

That could also be said as "Don't try to argue with an Atheist about whether or not God exists." depending on your view point 🤣

I learned to play part of blackbird on guitar :3

That I can blow the top off a bottle of perrier with my bare hands (well, the lid had been removed once and then put back on... but still)
Damn medications; I shake like a leaf.

Somewhere between the age of 7 and 12, we lose the ability to form a correctly functioning line.
It must be puberty.

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