1. It is possible to wake up with a swolen eye even when there doesn't seem to be any reason for it.
2. Steel wool is very sharp on your hands and should not be used to scrub things for two and a half hours.
3. Carrying large, awkward, and heavy sharp objects can result in awkward cuts on your wrists.
4. These cuts should be carefully hidden from your overprotective parents.
5. Harsh cleaning products can, in fact, do very, very strange things to your skin.
6. I am very bad at my job.


7. Standing on the bottom of an empty pool is the coolest thing ever.
I had a very informative day.
