Getting your car towed is one of the worst feelings in the world:
Statement Confirmed.
😢

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

Never order goat curry... goat meat is disgusting.

(and I blame a certain someone here who said that my favorite shrimp curry is weird, you know who you are...)

While using the Jap Language Bar, or "MS UI Gothic" in notepad -- "" = ￥

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I learned what a spanner is.

Microwaving five peeps makes your whole house smell for hours. And yes, I was trying to blow them up. I decided after they expanded into huge puff balls and melted all over the bottom of my microwave that I better quit before they did more damage. 🤣

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Despite the fact that my mom is female, I learned that I need to be EXTREMELY specific when I ask her to pick up toiletries, and I'm talking about everything from that to things as simple as cotton balls!

I am a breath of insanity in a world of chaos.

Me: Performing Random Acts of Klutziness for over 30 years.

Don't throw lighters at the ground, cus u might burn a whole in the side of your garage...

I learned what a Thinspo is. 😐

Pigeons are actually clever.

I see them outside one of the classroom windows, all huddling together near the pipe where hot air is blowing out 🤣

Don't blame them either. Weather is cold these days.

not enough i have learn again tomorrow.

"If I weren't crazy, I'd be insane!"

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"In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out."

Today's lesson?

A 13 y.o girl is capable of being more mature than a 35 y.o married man. No kidding.

Quote from damadcow

Today's lesson?

A 13 y.o girl is capable of being more mature than a 35 y.o married man. No kidding.

Like I always said, few women admit their age, fewer men act theirs.

Signatures are for people who have too much time and ideas, I lack the idea part....

I learned that the name of my lab partner was actually Imogen, and it was pronounced - emogen, I kept thinking her name was ibifuro but I never once called her by her name. I called her by her name today and she wasn't very happy, spent about 2 minutes talking about how I didn't even bother to know her name. I feel very bad now.

I also learned that Imogen is an actually British name.

Do not feed the trolls
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...that babies can vomit at least 12 times in 3 hours 😐

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I learned how to take pictures of my cat. Protip: Moar light

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Soooo cute