Imaginary Bulge
Okay, you guys must know what I'm talking about! T__T Don't you just hate it when your pants make it seem like you have a "boner" even though you don't. Especially when you sit down, the zipper part of your jeans is just in a lump and you feel so awkward. >.> <.<;;
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15 years ago
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Aha... sort of how women's chest sizes seem to grow by a few inches sometimes? 🤣
Back to the main topic: I've seen that happening before but now i know what it really is, thanks to Dr. Love! 😛
Well I don't notice it on anyone else because I don't look...
But I do know about it because my jeans do this as well 🤣

15 years ago
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Quote from tactics
Well I don't notice it on anyone else because I don't look...
But I do know about it because my jeans do this as well 🤣
Oh right... totally forgot about that. 😛
Sometimes, I also look like I'm having some "erection" while wearing pants... which would make it... futa or something? 😛
Yes, so girls, just because there's a bulge doesn't mean they're aroused or
something. >.> <.< Although some guys tend to make those mistakes too. O_O;;
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15 years ago
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I haven't really noticed it lately. I think it's because as I grew taller, my... crotch region... surpassed a certain length and now spreads out properly when I sit down. But that's just me making stuff up. Perhaps I just have a good technique for sitting down, which doesn't cause zipper bunching.
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15 years ago
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first of all im a girl... and i dont usually look there and stuff.. but the bulge on the pants stuff happens to everyone... even to girls so i know when its that.. i think... weird topic.. i shall lolzzz now...
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15 years ago
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Isn't the jeans bulge a lot smaller?
15 years ago
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Quote from stubborn blob
Isn't the jeans bulge a lot smaller?
Depends on which point the zipper bulges, but yes it should be smaller. Also to be taken in consideration is that when confined(by things such as underpants) the penis won't be able to reach it's "full stand" so the jeans zipper bulge should be quite similar.

15 years ago
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Happens all the time, but it doesn't bother me. Doesn't look much like an erection anyways.
15 years ago
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Quote from Sagaris
Happens all the time, but it doesn't bother me. Doesn't look much like an erection anyways.
That depends on the pants =P
It's sort of annoying. Mine does not point that direction,
is not that short/small/abominable and does not start from so high.
It's trying to make people underestimate me. Though, I don't really wear
jeans that do such.

15 years ago
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yes...the zipper...good times sigh
It has been mistaken for a boner before, not my finest hour
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I think it happens when you sit down, it makes a crease...now if you have a long zipper your going to have one big imaginary erection to those people who decide to misinterprit it.
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