How about this: some guy got drunk (as in incredibly wasted) and he drowned in a puddle about 3-4 cm deep.
He simply tripped and fell with his face in the puddle where he...drowned.
Real story here 😛

I don't really wanna share stupid stuff I've done because I wouldn't be over too soon 😃

See kids? Underaged drinking is bad. Alcohol makes you do all kind of stupid thing.

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How about this: some guy got drunk (as in incredibly wasted) and he drowned in a puddle about 3-4 cm deep.
He simply tripped and fell with his face in the puddle where he...drowned.
Real story here 😛

I don't really wanna share stupid stuff I've done because I wouldn't be over too soon 😃

Hahaha, the only thing I saw a drunkard do was fall face-first in the park, nobody wanted to help him up, similar to the Gantz subway situation

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See kids? Underaged drinking is bad. Alcohol makes you do all kind of stupid thing.

He was 50-60 or so, married I guess with 3-4 kids. And he was from some remote village.
...I guess his kids would've been smarter than him.

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See kids? Underaged drinking is bad. Alcohol makes you do all kind of stupid thing.

He was 50-60 or so, married I guess with 3-4 kids. And he was from some remote village.
...I guess his kids would've been smarter than him.

Yea, they would have drowned in the ocean

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See kids? Underaged drinking is bad. Alcohol makes you do all kind of stupid thing.

He was 50-60 or so, married I guess with 3-4 kids. And he was from some remote village.
...I guess his kids would've been smarter than him.

Yea, they would have drowned in the ocean

While attempting suicide. And then someone would come save them only to die of hypothermia at the hospital.
Hmph. Kids those days. They don't know shit about suiciding with style. Atleast their dad was original (suicide by stupidity..interesting)

Now is my turn.
1)When i was in highschool one friend of mine said that i was too shy to go two women(around 25 years old) who were half naked(and alone).So i went there (100 meter away from the shore) and said to them<Do you need some company?>.....
2)When i was 15-16 years old ,one night my parents decided to go out for a dinner.So i put on the video an adult tape.But to be sure i wasnt going to be caught,i put the chain(something like a locker) on the door.But i was too dumb so i forgot to release the lock.Next morning my mom,do you have something to say to us?
I said why?
So she said, that last night we were calling the house, yelling,throwing rocks at the apartment on the first floor but no response.All the neighborhood stopped sleeping because we called the fire-brigade to see if there was something wrong.So with the ladder the went to the balcony,broke in and when they tapped me on the shoulder to see if everything was okay,i turned my back on them.
.......
Just dont speak to your dad today ,she said 😀
3) Somewhere i read yesterday that a child died because he tried to be something like Gaara from Naruto ,so he said to some of his friends to bury him in a sand-box.
He died...
Human stupidity has no boundaries...

I don't know if this is as stupid as it is werid but eh.

A few weeks ago I was sitting in the cafeteria of my school and a fly lands infront of me, so instead of like a normal person you know swatting it, I um screamed at it. Pretty loud too, alot of people turned around so...yeah it was one of those akward moments. 🤣

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Four missing toes? So is that on 1 foot or maybe a little more evenly distributed on both feet? o_o

And by "I moved" you don't mean you actually moved because of that, but that moving made you unable to witness anymore 'accidents', right?

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My little brother and I locked me into a
luggage and then we couldn't open the lock.
It was summer and I was wearing a wool shirt.

I wonder if maybe the scene played out a little how in that Friends episode where Joey has all the furniture stolen in the apartment because he got tricked into betting that he could fit into the TV shelf. And of course with Chandler mad, he tricks Joey to doing the same thing and I think even bars the door close and goes to sleep.

I guess it's fortunate you didn't have to go the bathroom and then got locked in the suitcase. 😲 🤢 ... 🤣

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hmm. . .

Well When I was in 4th or 5th grade me and my friends were playing a game of some sort--hide 'n go seek or dodgeball, couldn't remember. Anyways I got really mad because I was losing and was being teased (in a friendly manner) so I started to leave. I walked through the grass to my house but along the way there stood a lamppost. A lamppost that to me, at the time, was like a giant compared to an ant. Anyways, so i decided to kick it like what people in cartoons did (i wasn't exposed to anime yet). So I kicked this lamppost with all my might--remember, its a 20ft lamppost, 5 inches thick, and made of hollow steel/iron vs a 4ft scrawny asian--- and fell to hopping on one leg, holding to the other, and whining in pain 🤣 . My friends saw this too 😔 . We thought it was broken so my dad took me to the hospital 3 days later but the -rays showed no broken bones. It was just a spranged ankle . 🙄

Now on a more recent note:
quick note before I start this. In an academic-team match you may earn a maxim of 8 points per question, 3 for the initial "toss-up" question and 5 for the bonus question awarded to whomever answers the toss-up and the time limit for freshmen matches are 25 minutes each.

Just today, there was an academic against San Deigito Acadamy (to anyone who was there, I bid thee salutations!). I was on the visiting team and was sitting out for the beginning 21 minutes of the game. I slowly watched with horror as SDA took the lead and by the time I was in the game, the score was. . .I can't exactly recall but we were down 29 points. So we were down by 4 questions and I was the team captain.

We managed to answer 2 questions so we were down by only 16 points ( I answered one of 'em 😀 ) . Then all of a sudden the question, "what is the numerical value of 5 plus the sum of 3 times 6 minus 4--" and that was when I buzzed in--a split second before the other team. I was quickly recalling the numbers in my head, trying to ignore the pressure because if I answer this correctly we would have a chance of winning and also the fact that I have messed up on all math questions during official games. So I repeated the numbers but I kinda jumbled them up and was tried to calculate 5 times the number 3 times 6 minus 4 [ for those who suck with word problems 5(3 x 6 - 4)]. Yeah. . .I didn't even manage to say the answer. I was stuck on figuring out 5 times 14. This was also the last game of the season 🤢

Once my friends put a lighten firecracker (the ones that just makes an explosion) into the holes of a brick... it is a pretty stupid thing to do if you don't have a place to hide... [img]http://s1.tinypic.com/72gn37k_th.jpg[/img]

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Once my friends put a lighten firecracker (the ones that just makes an explosion) into the holes of a brick... it is a pretty stupid thing to do if you don't have a place to hide... [img]http://s1.tinypic.com/72gn37k_th.jpg[/img]

So what he just stared at the brick for like forever, until it finally exploded

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Now on a more recent note:

Just today, there was an academic match at San Deigito Acadamy (to anyone who was there, I bid thee salutations!). I'm on the visiting team and I was sitting out for the beginning 21 minutes or so (25 minutes in a game). I slowly watched with horror as San deigito took the lead and by the time I was in the game, the score was. . .I can't exactly recall but we were down 29 points (you may earn a maxim of 8 points per question, 3 for the initial question and 5 for the bonus question awarded to whomever answers the initial) , so we were down by 4 questions and I was team captain. We managed to answer 2 questions so we were only down by 2 questions ( I answered one of 'em 😀 ) . Then all of a sudden the the question "what is the numerical value of 5 plus the sum of 3 times 6 minus 4--" and that was when I buzzed in--a split second before the other team. So I was quickly recalling the numbers in my head, trying to ignore the pressure because if I answer this correctly we would have a chance of winning and also the fact that I have messed up on all previous mental calculations durring official matches. So I repeated the numbers but I kinda jumbled them up and was tring to calculate 5(3 times 6 minus 4). Yeah. . .I didn't even manage to say the answer. I was stuck on figuring out 5 times 14. This was also the last game of the season 🤢

my eyes hurt just looking at all that text and trying to make sense of it .

One of my firneds who is currently in poland . He wend pubbing with a friend and on the way back home this friend of mine who ill call - dumbass 1 decided to let his other slightly lesser drunk friend FOD( friend of dumbass 1) drive.

dumbass 1 sat in backseat and tried to keep concious , while FOD drives . Dumbass 1 recieves sudden shock and realises the car has come to stop and theres a tree sticking out of his cars front end where the engine should be.

He takes a moment to think "WTF" and asks FOD - WTF did u do 😕
FOD replies in a perfectly calm manner - sry dude i thought it was a car park.

Dumbass 1 had a helluva time getting his car fixed and explainin wat happened as all the mechanics were rolling on the floor in laughter.

i was bored and decided to stand on top of a basketball to see if i could do it and of course fell and had bruses on my arms leg

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How about this: some guy got drunk (as in incredibly wasted) and he drowned in a puddle about 3-4 cm deep.
He simply tripped and fell with his face in the puddle where he...drowned.
Real story here 😛

I don't really wanna share stupid stuff I've done because I wouldn't be over too soon 😃

I fainted before and landed in my dog's water dish. Fortunately I landed on my side so when I woke up I was only soaked. ;D

When I was two years old and below I was known for recklessness. I ran with my head turned to the side for the heck of it. Ran into a fireplace and now have a scar between my eyes, I also jumped into the deep end of pools for no reason. For the record, my mom wanted a baby leash. xD