i love to read funny quotation from famous people so here is some from Coluche a famous french humorist. It's for fun so don't take all the joke seriously.

"Left-wing politics likes poor people so much they create them"

"Yuri Gagarin was extremely unlucky: after orbiting Earth 17 times, he fell back in USSR!"

"God said: let's share. The rich will get enough to eat, and the poor will have appetite."

"Communism is one of the few grave diseases we didn't try on animals first."

"I used to pee my bed and was very ashamed of it. After seeing a psychiatrist I am still peeing my bed... But now I am proud of it."

"The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound, which is why sometimes people look bright until they start talking."

"I'm not a racist; my dog is black."

Quote from Coluche

If one day you feel useless and depressed, remember: one day you were the fastest spermatozoon of all.

The speed of light is faster than the speed of sound, which is why sometimes people look bright until they start talking.

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

If life deals you lemons, make lemonade; if it deals you tomatoes, make Bloody Marys

There is nothing so annoying as having two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day

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