More than 4 times when I was in the single digits age. I remember asking what they were doing one time, and my mom replied, "uhh, back massage."

A few years after that, I caught onto what that really meant. :\

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I've never actually seen them do it, but I have found paraphernalia that tells me their love life is still very active.

I also know when they do it.

Wait, that sounds totally creepy. Let me explain.

My parents sleep with their door open, and my room is next to theirs. Whenever they close the door you can be sure they're not just talking. (I never hear anything, though. They must be real quiet) Plus, they still take showers together.

I don't care. Considering how perverted I am, I'd be a hypocrite to condemn parental sex.

Haven't found sexual paraphernalia but otherwise the same situation.

i've only heard noises
but even just that was enough to freak me out

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Dx God If I ever saw them in the act I think I would kill myself.

My sister did once, but she wasnt old enough to remember it. 🙁 She just told me about it >.<

I also knew a couple times when they did. Makes me want to hurl. Both my parents are overweight and UGH I cant even say anymore.

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Back a few years ago in high school when I had a room next to my parents, I heard noises. It kept me awake for a while.

Sarcasm just doesn't work over the internet.

Am I ever lucky to be the youngest in my family... 🤣

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Unfortunately yes.

It happened during a family vacation. We were all in the same room, I slept on the sofa by the window. My parents slept on the double bed, I didnt want to sleep on the same bed as them. One night, I was awaken by some noises in the room.. it turned out my mom was having sex with my dad. She screamed a lot [mostly, 'Oh Gooooooooodddd' and my dad moans [OMfG]..,

They didnt realized I was awake though, I freaked out and tried so hard to make myself fall asleep. I was 9. But I know what they're doing.

Word of advice for parents:
Book another room for your child, forgodsakes!

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Rape is imminent.

im still traumatized by it, though i saw them doing it when i was like 8-10

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Quote from wenbo

I've never actually seen them do it, but I have found paraphernalia that tells me their love life is still very active.

I also know when they do it.

Wait, that sounds totally creepy. Let me explain.

My parents sleep with their door open, and my room is next to theirs. Whenever they close the door you can be sure they're not just talking. (I never hear anything, though. They must be real quiet) Plus, they still take showers together.

I don't care. Considering how perverted I am, I'd be a hypocrite to condemn parental sex.

Same think, with the difference that their bed squeaks as hell, so even with the closed door I can hear it...Maybe they close the door just to feel like "Ah, I tried to no let them hear"

i think i did caught them. when i was still in grade school, we we're living with our relatives and my family were all in big room. i woke up in the middle of the night and stumbled to them while reaching for the light switch -it's on their side. when the lights were open, my mom told me not to tell anyone what i saw. i didn't understand what's that about that time, but now that i think of it i think my mom's giving my dad a blow job.

Never caught them, but they used to tell me about their sex life when I was younger. which is almost as awkward, but not as traumatizing.

" 9 years and 163 days later, 2% of my body cells are still in love with her"

I've always known when my parents are having sex in the living room cos they shut the door, dim the lights and turn on really loud music. But once when I was younger I was really worried because I needed something for school the next day but couldn't find it and I barged in on them. (Luckily they were under some blankets.) I was absolutely mortified.

Also quite recently I went into my parents' bedroom to get some gift wrap (they usually keep it in a chest in there) and there was a huge bottle of blue lube on their bedside table. I was just impressed they left it out like that when they're usually so discreet about their sex life.

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I've never caught my parents doing it, thank God. It's okay if they do it, they just better make sure there's no f***ing way I'm stumbling in on them in the process. 😔

Thank goodness that's never happened! I don't care what they do in their own time, but I sure as hell don't want to know about it 😲 .

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