Simple enough, let's share oxymorons. <3

My favs:
green orange
happy marriage
army intelligence

... Jumbo shrimp?

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Quote from LawX

You are like the dense main character in a shoujo manga.

Quote from Crenshinibon

And you will murder someone one day, pika. If you're my daughter.

Pretty ugly
Pretty bad
Sin querer queriendo (Without wanting to wanting to)
accurate rumors
a half truth
a half lie

thundering silence
a new classic
accurate estimate
handgun safety
sharp curve
jungle gym

Peace Fighter

Go to work, send your kids to school;
Follow fashion, act normal;
Walk on the pavement, watch T.V.;
Save for retirement, obey the law.
Repeat after me: I am free.

Icy Hot
Found Missing

Quote from drolemil

Simple enough, let's share oxymorons. <3

My favs:
green orange
happy marriage
army intelligence

Not to nitpick, but aren't yours all opionin based? I mean not all marriages are unhappy and army intelligence I can't even fathem why it is an oxymoron(well I can, but whatever)... Plus green orange, what is that even.

Anyhow my favs are perfectly unperfect and accidentally on purpose(the only 2 I know by heart)

An instant or an eternity. Both are the same, in the passing of an instant lies the beauty of eternity.
-Ginen Shounen

Because I am a small man, my heart is moved by what's in front of my eyes, not by what the whole world needs.
-D.Gray-man

The only one I can remember is "pretty-ugly", which has already been mentioned. 🤣

boneless ribs
pure evil
virtual reality
old news
never again

"I'm not looking for anyone's approval. I know who I am" ~Toph

almost ready
all alone
butthead (lol)
clean oil
computer science
friendly fire
-just some i pulled from the top of my head and some i jacked from the internet

D'oh!

a little pregnant
Act Naturally
bitter sweet
bigger half
dry ice

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What is the purpose of this thread?
It reminds me a lot of WordAss except with more words per post.
Also, some of the so-called-oxymorons posted here aren't even oxymorons...

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Everyday I'm tumblin'

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