I really hate my topic title

Anyway...
Here you are, in the middle of somewhere, with a marker in one hand, a piece of paper in the other, and glue, or tape , or whatever adhesive in your pocket, standing behind a certain someone. You have a motive, you have a chance, and you have means. You know you want to stick something on his/her back.

Who is this certain someone, and what do you want to write on that piece of paper?

its cold down here fam ~

I don't know who that certain lucky someone is but I'd write 'poisson d'avril!' and stick it on their back with super glue....^^

Sounds like a game thread, so it's dying

A just ruler amongst tyrants