Contained my anger, been containing it all week.

The only issue is when I'm going to snap, how and what I'll do 😕 😕

No one gives a shit what trite garbage you write here.

I realized that trying to eat a pound of pasta is not such a good idea.

tried to cut potatoes....they're hard...>_>

The river of life is magnificent and dangerous.

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tried to cut potatoes....they're hard...>_>

Never understimate potatoes! 🤣

This week's favorites:

• Golden Kamui

ççççççç[Ô.Ô] tsutopodus© will eat your manga and steal your cats!

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tried to cut potatoes....they're hard...>_>

Never understimate potatoes! 🤣

They're scheming against us humans...

and today I got the H1N1 vaccination

Caught a fish with my bare hands...then I let it go after realizing that I had just caught a fish. With. My. Bare. Hands. O_O

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Monkeys, always at your service.

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I have to thank you again. It's been a while since I've had this much d**k on my computer. :'3

I found out that my office just started blocking ImageShack and PhotoBucket. sigh

I suppose it cuts down on the signatures that I can see, but now I can't play "Guess the Character" etc. at work.

If you've ever thought or said "Nice Guys finish last" and really meant it, then you should probably read this LJ post by DivaLion. It's incredibly insightful whether you're male or female.

From a bumper sticker I like:
"If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair."

Today, for the first time in my i life a girl has broken up with me and i feel super depressed........damn you women(no offence to the girls of this forum 😀 )

Today for the first time a girl asked me out. ( I think ¬.¬)
I was walking back home and was stopped by a a girl who was living near my area, she said I was cute and asked me if I was from the UK. I told her where I was, in the end we ended up talking about the area in which I lived in and discussed what it was like living there. The next thing I knew she ask me for a phone number and said that she was wondering if I liked spicy food. So tomorrow it seems like I'm having Thai Food with her at 3:30pm

Do not feed the trolls
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Today for the first time a girl asked me out. ( I think ¬.¬)
I was walking back home and a was stopped by a a girl who was living near my area, she said I was cute and asked me if I was from the UK. I told her where I was, in the end we ended up talking about the area in which I live in and discussed what it was like living there. The next thing I knew she ask me for a phone number and said that she wondering was if I liked spicy food. So tomorrow it seems like I'm having Thai Food with her at 3:30pm

Damn you bastard, don't hog all the happiness. I want some thai food too.

Today for the first time I've started preparations for christmas dinner a month in advance.
Need to assemble a menu and lots of new dishes to experiment with.

Do but despise reason and science,
The highest of all human gifts -
Then you have surrendered to the Devil
And must surely perish. - J.W. von Goethe

realized I'm friends with a few people who think its a good thing to be called an otaku. Then tried to call me an otaku too. I just called them weaboo

I locked my keys in my car...

It ruined my day, cause I was so far away from home...

[color=#ff0000]"“That's the difference between me and the rest of the world!
Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!” "[/color]

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I locked my keys in my car...

It ruined my day, cause I was so far away from home...

What kind of doors does your car have?
I assume your car isn't that new.
Did you do the hanger trick?

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I locked my keys in my car...

It ruined my day, cause I was so far away from home...

What kind of doors does your car have?
I assume your car isn't that new.
Did you do the hanger trick?

Where would you get a hanger being so far away from home?

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Quote from Mamsmilk

Quote from Calíbre

I locked my keys in my car...

It ruined my day, cause I was so far away from home...

What kind of doors does your car have?
I assume your car isn't that new.
Did you do the hanger trick?

Where would you get a hanger being so far away from home?

I didn't say he did it the instant.